Which is your favorite Rocky movie? [By the way, a great pick-up line for scoring any chick over 60.]

The original Rocky with the beefy Stallone? Rocky II where he wins the title? Rocky IV where Apollo kicks the bucket and an avenging Rocky takes on the entire USSR?

Maybe it’s Rocky VI where Rocky looks like he’s been stacking steroids at the local health food store. For reasons that have nothing to do with judging the value of a movie, I had to like Rocky V because the street fight between Rocky and Tommy Gunn was shot just a couple of blocks away from a trophy shop I used to own.

For the wrap party, several crew people came in and ordered plaques for members of the cast. But enough of that.

The best Rocky by far has got to be Rocky III. The way over the top line readings: “What do ya got when you don’t got, Adrian!!!!!!!!?” The eye of the tiger. Mickey dying and Rocky losing the eye of the tiger. Then you have a young Hulk Hogan, the scowling Mr. T who went on a tuna fish and water diet to get in shape for the movie. [Why do you think he was scowling?] And Rocky bizarrely chasing chickens as a means of recapturing the eye of the tiger.

If you’re a porn director looking to make a Rocky parody what do you do?

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