Porn Valley- I mean, how can you not like a company that’s clever enough to come up with an ass title called Wrecked ‘Em?

I guess the other news is, if you move your cheap shit asses quick enough and join up for a membership to the Zero Tolerance website, www.ztvideo.com, there’s a live show scheduled for March 3 featuring Ashton Moore and Carmen Luvana. Now if you expect me to lend any more details beyond that, you’d probably be expecting the password as well. Sorry. That ain’t going to happen. You’ll just have to get your own after taking the free tour and gawking at the Ass Cleavage boxcovers for nothing.

But what I will tell you is that I had a pretty entertaining Monday and Tuesday afternoon checking out some of the site’s content. So entertaining, in fact, that I got so preoccupied and didn’t get around to posting jack shit on my own site. Which is an occupational hazard, and one of the reasons I tend to avoid the siren’s call of a well constructed adult site- of which this certainly qualifies. So well done [Atlas Multimedia designed it], that a web moron like myself can figure where things are in a snap so that there’s no frustrating Easter egg hunt for the goodies.

My favorite feature of the Zero Tolerance site- and yours will probably vary- is the Behind the Scenes section. I love this shit – the drama and unguarded moments of a porn shoot being my favorite aspects of the business. And here you’ll find footage from at least 30 ZT movies. Just do the big click, and you’ll get the unadulterated wit and wisdom of Quasarman. There’s one segment that’s a pisser from Striptease Then Fuck 3 in which Quasarman gets on Shawnie’s case for smoking. That kind of stuff.

Besides the compulsory store for your shopping cart convenience, the site also features galleries from all the movies, bonus galleries and video clips of the likes of Gina Lynn, Teanna Kai, Aria Giovanni, Briana Banks, Devon, Nikki Nova, Shay Sweet, Tabitha Stevens and Zoe; not to mention close to 40 models being featured on 24 hours a day live feeds- a concept which allows you to bust a nut on the keyboard at 3 am Pacific Coast Time, if the mood so arises.

Including links to at least 42 other hot chick websites, the ultimate package, you would have to imagine, is the VOD offerings where you an watch every scene, and every movie from the company’s growing catalogue, knowing that the data base is constantly being refreshed and updated. Now you can blow your own afternoons and evenings in the bat of an eye.