Porn Valley- Kitten Natividad’s a total piss- and I mean that in an uproarious way.

I spoke to Natividad Wednesday and we talked about her induction into the Legends of Erotica, www.xxxdeepthroat.com .

The event’s scheduled next week in Las Vegas- Friday night, January 11. It’s being held at Showgirl Video, and tickets for the event may be purchased online either at www.xxxdeepthroat.com or www.legendsoferotica.com .

Fans may also get tickets during the AEE Show at the Arrow Productions/PAW booth.

“I’m excited about it but I’m not going to fucking put my tits in cement,” Natividad cautions. “That’s nasty.”

“I love my fans- I want to give them thrills, but I will not be uncomfortable,” she continues. “I’m just happy to be inducted and I think if I flash my fans my huge smile they should be happy.”

At the same time, Natividad admits she’s nervous about attending the event.

“I have to go by myself, and I’m used to having things done for me,” she says. “But that’s okay. I hope it works out and I get there okay. I hope I find a place to stay, that kind of thing. Still, I’m very honored.”

During her career, Natividad starred in several movies for the late Russ Meyer.

“I just loved that man,” she states. “He was one of the biggest influences of my life.”

I was curious how she and Meyer got along.

“Russ was a control freak,” she recalls. “And I’m an Aquarius- a totally free spirit. I wanted to do what I wanted to do. He didn’t want me to have friends. He just wanted me to be totally devoted to him. He wanted me to be a devotee. But I wanted to have lots of men, lots of girlfriends, and lots of partying.”

Natividad freely admits that also meant lots of cocaine and booze as well.

“I was a wild person, but you know something? That’s out of my system, honey. Now I’m totally into health and I haven’t had a drink in eight years. I don’t care to. All of a sudden I turned over a leaf and don’t want any of that shit.”

Natividad met Meyer at the time she was married [she’s had three husbands]; and the then-husband thought she was perfectly built for one of Russ’ films.

“He contacted Russ and little did he know that he was throwing me in the arms of another man because I left my husband for him,” says Natividad.

Except Natividad and Meyer never themselves married. Their relationship was an on and off one lasting ten years.

“That was okay,” she says. “We remained friends until the end and when he died he left me some money. Not a lot, but I’m okay.”

In hindsight, Natividad thinks she should have married Meyer although she didn’t want to at the time.

“I should have married him instead all the other fucking losers,” she quips. “But I can’t do this any more, honey.”

In her biog, Natividad tells a story about a Meyer movie, Beyond the Valley of the Ultravixens in which the male character [a representation of Meyer] had an anal sex fantasy.

Off camera, she and Meyer indulged readily, of course.

“Russ had his fantasies and he was a bizarre, kinky motherfucker,” she laughs. “Not as much as me, though…”

What broke her and Meyer up was the fact that she couldn’t be contained.

“I was young and wanted to live life. I wanted to go to discos. He couldn’t. He was an older man. He couldn’t dance- you know that white men can’t dance! I was young and wanted some young cock every so often. I wanted to fuck a young stud with a great build. Just like he wanted to fuck young girls with big tits. That also goes for women, too. I told him, Russ, I want to feel a firm body.”

Natividad’s career began as a Go-Go dancer, then she went on to modeling, mainstream, R-rated movies, porn and back to mainstream.

“I was one of the ones who cut through from porn to mainstream,” she notes.

When Natividad was 16 she went to work for actress Stella Stevens.

“That was in the summer time between by junior and senior years, honey,” Natividad laughs. She always calls you honey. I think I started calling her doll face.

“I went to be her nanny- for her son Andrew,” Natividad continues, remembering a time when she ran into the grown up Andrew Stevens, a movie producer, at Chasons.

“He was walking by and he looked at me,” says Natividad. “I go hi there. He goes I know who you are- you’re Kitten. Frances. He knew me as Frances. He recognized me after all these years. He was a little boy when I used to take care of him.”

As a kid growing up in Texas, Kitten was the oldest in the family and looked after the other kids while her parents worked.

“I was like head of the house and had a lot of responsibilities,” she says.

“It doesn’t look like you had opportunity for a wild youth,” I tell her.

“Oh God no,” she says. “But I had a wonderful youth. I loved it. I was very active in high school. I was a cheerleader. I was in journalism. I did some plays. I had a lot of friends. And in those days, when you got home from school, everyone went outside and played. We played kickball and chase. It was great. You’d go to each other’s house and play on the swings. There was a lot of freedom. I remembering walking to school 45 minutes. It would be a bunch of kids teasing each other, play games, stop at the store and buy candy and soda. I loved my youth. It was fabulous!”

Asked when she began developing her famous silhouette, Natividad says she was a late bloomer.

“It was after high school when I took the birth control pills,” she says.

“Then I started getting silicone injections and got bigger boobs when I was 22… Who the fuck doesn’t have phony boobs now? Give me a break. I’m not ashamed to say I did it because everybody fucking does it! I would do it [the injections] a little bit here and a little bit there. It took a process of maybe five years to get big. I got greedy.”

Natividad must hear the same question over and over [or at least you’re given that impression] about what led her to becoming a Go-Go dancer.

“I was just bored being a secretary,” she continues. “My neighbor’s sister was a Go-Go dancer and she didn’t have the body I did. She was making lots of money. I said, hey, I want to do that. She said I’ll take you to my agent and that was that. It was strictly because I wanted to make money. And fast. Because when you’re young you want everything now. But it’s no big thing.”

And there for a brief time, Natividad also appeared in hardcore movies.

“That’s when I was really drunk and high on coke!” she laughs. “It was the cravings of wanting more coke. I went over to Jim South and said to him, I think I’m ready to do this. When I was in my prime everyone wanted me to do it but I was married at the time. And now I don’t want to do porn because I don’t like it- I’m afraid of it the way it is.

“Before, it was so cute and very Hollywood-ish. They’d take it very serious with a script and have funny shit. Now it’s like gangbanged by 40 Africans. I saw one with this girl and they had forty guys lined up and they kept fucking her in the ass, one after another. I heard she ended up with AIDs after that movie. I felt so sad for her.”

Earlier this decade, Natividad did a cameo in a movie where she played a bag lady.

“It was movie called Night at the Golden Eagle,” she recalls. “I just love doing shit like that! I just love it. It was so much fun to be a bag lady.”

On occasion, Natividad attends signings such as Glamourcon.

“I just love them!” she says. “And believe it or not, I make fans that are young enough to be my grandchildren. They know me because they saw their father’s stash of magazines under the bed and stuff.”

As of now, Natividad works part time as a legal secretary, otherwise she’s semi-retired.

“But I still have adoring fans that continue to write to me and see me,” she insists. And apparently one of them kept trying to ring her during the middle of our interview. It wasn’t a fan, however.

“Someone’s trying to fucking call me- who the hell is this person?” Natividad wants to know. “Usually it’s just bullshit. Sometimes I get this guy who just wants to say, hi.”

I ask Natividad about one of her lesser known R-rated vehicles, Taking It Off.

“That’s my favorite all-time film,” she notes. “I was really into the moment, felt sure of myself. I remember running through the woods and sitting on trees with ants going up my ass.”

Natividad insists that she’s a normal person and that her life doesn’t revolve around sex.

“Like I’m not going to fuck anybody that wants to fuck me!” she insists.

“He’ll have to prove himself to be worthy of a good fuck! I don’t want to wait my fuck!”

“Who does?” I tell her. “You reach an age where you have to save enough to go around.”

Natividad says she enjoys going to dinners with friends and going to movies.

“Nothing exciting- but to me, I like that,” she says. “I go to the movies every weekend.”

But the slut in her, you’ll notice, is still active when I ask if there’s a current romance.

“I could never be faithful to one person” she laughs. “I can’t do it. I want to fuck who I want to fuck. But they have to earn it- they have to be nice to me and not pushy. I know what I want.”