posted on www.howardstern.com: Porn star, Crystal Clear, came into the studio [last Friday] to talk about the next movie she’ll be doing where she’ll have sex with 50 men over 60 years old. Crystal reported she’s had sex with 200 men in her life and has made about 45 pornos since she started in the industry when she turned 19, less than a year ago.
Crystal went on to say she spent seven years in facilities for troubled kids when she was younger and she used to hang a sign-up sheet on her door for any of the women in the building who wanted to have sex with her. Crystal also revealed she was adopted and at 9 years old she started having lesbian sex with her non-biological cousin. Crystal added she regularly gets tested for STDs and she takes every precaution she can when it comes to the people she has sex with.
After Gary noted Crystal performs “water sports” and “blowbangs” – which she said involve having oral sex with a number of men at once – she claimed she participates in such acts because she wants to make a name for herself in the industry. Crystal then commented she’s in love with her boyfriend, a man Gary noted was “41 and black.” Howard responded it sounded to him like Crystal was looking for a father figure in her life, a remark she acknowledged she’d heard before. Crystal went on to note she tried stripping before she got into porn, but was so nervous she ended up throwing up at the strip club – which is not a good way to make money as a stripper. Crystal also admitted she used to be into drugs and alcohol – but has been clean for over 2 years now – and added her parents have come to accept everything about her, including her career and the fact she’s in an interracial relationship.
Gary mentioned Crystal was talking in the green room earlier about how much money she’d charge people from the show to have sex with her. Crystal then pointed out she’d make Ronnie the Limo Driver shell out $900, while the Rev. Bob Levy would have to pay just $600. After Crystal said she’d charge Tim Sabean $1,500 for sex – a total Bob said meant she’d charge him a dollar per pound – she noted anyone older than 60 can have sex with her for free in her soon-to-be-filmed gangbang movie.
Because Crystal revealed that she had been molested when she was 10 years old, Howard wasn’t sure if he wanted to see her get on the Sybian as he’d originally planned for her to do. Sal asked what Crystal would do to him for $10. After agreeing to kiss Sal’s rear end for the cash, Artie asked Crystal if she wanted one of his chocolate-covered Twinkies, adding she must be used “to black things with white cream coming out of them.” Although Artie’s joke wasn’t really racist, Crystal took offense to it and told Artie he was “cold-hearted” and was living “a miserable little life.” Artie proceeded to apologize for his comment, and explained to Crystal he was just kidding.
Because of Artie’s joke, Robin pointed out that Crystal was no longer having fun in the studio. This led Howard to kick Artie out of the studio, before taking a call from Crystal’s “boyfriend,” who sounded conspicuously like Artie doing an over-the-top “black voice.” As soon as Crystal heard the caller, though, she immediately knew it wasn’t her boyfriend, but instead thought it was Rob Spallone, the director of her upcoming gangbang, playing a trick on her. Crystal told “Rob” she loved him, but she couldn’t put up with Artie, whom she referred to as “that fat racist motherf’er.”
Howard admitted he was torn about whether Crystal should get on the Sybian, and she replied she would’ve done it when she first came in, but Artie “killed” her whole day. Howard then got “Rob” back on the line, and he advised Crystal to give the Sybian a try. “Rob” went on to say, though, Crystal shouldn’t “f’ that midget with the car shit” – referring to Ronnie – before again encouraging her to ride the machine.
Crystal said she’d ride the Sybian “for Rob,” but ended up jumping off as soon as Gary raised its level to 50 percent. Crystal explained she didn’t want to stay on the machine because she didn’t want to have an orgasm, which Howard responded was the reason for the Sybian’s existence. However, Crystal again got off the machine for the same reason when Gary turned up its energy level for the second time. When Gary tried to entice Crystal to ride the Sybian to completion by offering her a prize of Carson’s ribs, “Rob” got back on the line and told her, “Don’t come home without those ribs.”
When Artie came back into the studio, Crystal told him she took what he said to heart because of her boyfriend, as well as her African American siblings and friends she has in her life. Crystal added people are all the same color when they’re “cut open,” before calling Artie “a sick man.” Howard proceeded to ask Crystal if she had the same no-joking standards for other groups of people, including the Jews. However, Crystal replied she thought Jewish people receive too many presents for Hanukah, a comment which Artie claimed offended him. Crystal then took off her headset and left the studio.
Following a commercial break, Gary told Howard Crystal was talking on the phone to her boyfriend, Daryl, but wasn’t sure he wanted to be on the air. Howard ended up getting Daryl on the line, though, and he said Crystal reacted the way she did to Artie’s remark because she wasn’t used to being in “a roomful of guys making jokes.” After Daryl noted he knew Crystal would be all right, he added Artie should “eat a bowl of dicks” for the comment he made. Artie replied he felt like Crystal was “the best guest of all time” and hoped Daryl could be flown in for an appearance sometime in the future.