Porn Valley- Because of traffic delays, Stormy Daniels was running late for her KSEX Show, www.ksexradio.com Wednesday night. Wankus, warming up the audience, told a story about what happened at Porn Star Karaoke the night previous in which he urged his girlfriend Daisy to go under the table and eat out Stormy. “She did- she got down on her fucking knees, went under a table in a restaurant full of people, lifted up her skirt and just went rarararararghghhhhhh like there was no tomorrow.”

Wankus referenced a comment made by Daniels a month ago on KSEX where she said she doesn’t like having her pussy eaten. “I think she came three times last night,” said Wankus in after thought. “She was loving every moment of it. She was having the best fucking time. Daisy was jamming fingers in there and licking away. This was all happening with people walking around us.”

After Daisy was done, Wankus said he started making out with Daisy. “I got some second-hand Stormy pussy. I licked that pussy, sort of, by default, if you will.” Wankus said he went on to kiss other girls that night who got Stormy pussy by proxy. “I don’t think Daisy licks Stormy’s pussy at Sardos would be a good headline. Who gives a fuck.”

Wankus also noted how about a year ago he and Stormy were ostensibly feuding but marveled in the way things had turned around. By some measure, he also drew attention to an Adultfyi.com headline Wednesday about Jesse Jane appearing on KSEX. “Digital Playground has a no KSEX policy and all of a sudden Jesse Jane is making appearances on KSEX.”

It was about this moment that Stormy interrupted her own show with an appearance.Porn Valley- Wankus told Daniels that he let the cat out of the Sardos’ bag. “You fuckin’ asshole,” she laughed. Back on the discussion of PSK, Stormy said she missed Wankus’s one song because she had been with someone in the office. Wankus asked if she’d like to elaborate. She said she didn’t.

While it was noted that on her last show, Stormy had rattled some chains, Stormy said she was keeping mum this time around and that her guests weren’t going to make it to the show. It was also Stormy’s suspicion that now because the pussy story was told on the air, Sardos wouldn’t let them in next week.

Wankus said Seymour, the manager, had even approached him about keeping a lid on people who might get sexually out of control not realizing he was talking to the chief perpetrator. Stormy then lent kudos to Daisy’s technique. “It was very exciting- everybody was around but nobody knew she was under there. And I don’t know Daisy. I had just met her.”

Resuming a conversation they had on the phone last week when Stormy called into KSEX, Stormy talked about her “coffee table book” and how she likes inserting things in women.

“I think that’s what drew me to Daisy- another one of my intoxicated moments, hey can I put stuff in you? And she had the best response out of any chick I’ve ever asked: ‘If you can get it back out.’ ”

Stormy said she was rendered speechless. “It totally threw me.” It dawned on Stormy that she should take pictures when she puts stuff in people and talked about the time she put a TV remote in a girl then tried extricating it.

“Unfortunately I didn’t get a picture of it.” Wankus said Daisy also fucked a remote in lieu of a toy on KSEX a while back.

Stormy went on to explain about how when she’s on the road, “crazy drunk stripper chicks try to get into my dressing room.” Story said she uses foreign objects as a deterrent. “But sometimes it doesn’t.”

Stormy’s now decided to insert objects with a theme to coincide with wherever she’s at. [God forbid it’s Rhino Horn Day at the San Diego Zoo].

Stormy said she tried it with a crawfish when she was in New Orleans recently. “Pat [Myne] has his collection of butthole Polaroids,” she said in justification.

Wankus was curious about what happened to Myne who was supposed to be Stormy’s co-host. “He quit,” she said tersely. “I think I was too much for him, I don’t know. He has to be replaced.”

Wankus wondered if it was in a case similar to Miami coach Dave Wannstedt. “Did he quit or was he forced to quit?” Stormy said Myne quit on his own. “I was trying to force him to quit.” Stormy said Myne simply didn’t want to do the show any more. Wankus said he didn’t get it. Neither did Stormy. Wankus suggested maybe that’s why he was quitting. “He wasn’t getting any.” But Wankus pressed the issue trying to get to the bottom of things.

Daniels explained that she was out of town last week and told Myne he had one mission: to line up a guest. Daniels said she kept calling to see if he had done that. “I’m working on it. Two days ago I said who’s our guest? I don’t know- maybe I shouldn’t do the show.”

Daniels then asked Myne why and didn’t get an answer. Wankus suspected there might be personal drama and the fact that Stormy’s comments on the last show went public.

“He might not want to be associated with the fact that you mentioned that Brad Armstrong was about as exciting as a cardboard box in bed,” said Wankus.

“I did not say that!” Stormy protested. “I said he had nice curtains.”

“You didn’t say it in those exact words but that’s what you basically implied,” Wankus countered.

“Exotica did- that was not me,” said Daniels. “And I added- he stands there like no other. But I did not call him a cardboard box.”

On the subject of lap dances, Wankus said he’s never gotten a woodie on KSEX. “No girl has ever lap danced and given me wood on this fuckin’ show. It just doesn’t do anything for me.”

For her part, Stormy called herself an “erection technician”. Stormy then took a challenge and Wankus commented approvingly, “The best part about this, too, there wasn’t some big fat stockbroker right before me that had his face in her tits- at least that I know of.” Wankus said the performance was awesome.

“That’ll be $200,” said Daniels.

Wankus then brought up Jesse Jane again and Daniels said she’d love to stick something in her. “She’s a tease.” Wankus noted that Jane has been coming on KSEX quite a bit because she’s friends of Ginger Lynn and Lisa the Lesbian. “She’s got the whole Digital Playground thing and they’re not big fans of KSEX. It’s a long story.” Wankus mentioned that Jane, when she’s on the mike, remains off camera.

“But now she was very candidly talking about her relationship with Kid Rock, her relationship with Tommy Lee. So everyone knows it’s definitely her.”

Daniels said Tommy Lee gave her a lap dance once.

“Did he poke your eye out with that thing?” Wankus asked. Daniels said, no, but it was the time before she did movies. “I thought that was super cool.”

Wankus also thought it was cool that there was the headline proclaiming that Jane was on KSEX. “Digital is going to go nuts over that. I want them to know. It wasn’t our fuckin’ fault. She stopped by on her own free will.”