Porn Valley- DCypher www.dv8cultx.com and Justine Joli were guests on The Wanker Show Wednesday night. Wankus congratulated DCypher on the multitude of nominations that he got for Prisoner which include Best Feature, Best Director- Video; and Best Screenplay [this is the award he wants really bad he told Wankus].

Haley Page also got a nod for Best Supporting Actress in Prisoner. Brittney Skye’s also up for Best Actress.

Wankus said someone told him they saw Skye recently and she wasn’t looking too good. Joli said she was fine. DCypher noted that Skye also tends to wear pants that fall off her ass. “Which drives you insane.” For her part, Joli was nominated for a Best Tease performance as well as a Best Girl-Girl scene in Kill Girl Kill 2. Joli’s also in Stocking Secrets which got a nomination for Best Fetish.

Wankus observed that Joli was budding into an incredible star. “Everyone’s talking about you,” he said. “You’re doing great productions and the fans love you.” Joli said she really enjoyed her fans and wouldn’t be anywhere without them.

“You’re pretty clear that you’re a diehard lesbian but you make an exception for your man,” Wankus laughed. Joli agreed that she’s a card carrying carpet muncher but she goes down on DCypher every night.

“For a lesbian she sucks a great dick,” said DCypher. “She might have had some practice somewhere along the line.” DCypher added that he was married to Bunny Luv for a long time. “And she did guys,” he said. DCypher said when he got together with Joli he knew she was girl-girl only. “And there are some benefits to that- you get used to it after awhile to not having to share your toys.” He said that also meant he gets to share her friends.

Joli has been in the industry for five years and lent a plug to her site, www.justinejoli.com. According to her, she updates daily, five days a week. Asked if she had any regrets about getting into the business, Joli said no because she had a wonderful man

“I’m happy being here- I couldn’t see myself doing anything else,” she said. “Maybe makeup one day.” Joli said she was a licensed makeup artist. “I graduated the top of my class.”. Joli laughed about how she liked the idea of turning pretty women into “scary-assed shit”.

“I turned my best friend into a superhero and the minute I gave her the costume- she’s like I’m not putting this on,” Joli went on to relate. “I told her if you don’t put this one on, I fail. She was so angry. She looked like Xena, Warrior Princess.”

Wankus told her that if she took ugly looking women and turned them into hot ones, she could be a boxcover designer in porn. DCypher mentioned that Joli turns straight women into lesbians all the time. It was noted that Gina Lynn and her husband Travis were due on the show later. Tyler Faith, who was co-hosting, said he was a sexy boy and needled Wankus to ask if they didn’t have a thing going on for a little while. Faith thought they had been butt buddies who were blowing each other.

“Is it gay if you’re thinking of a girl when he blows you?” DCypher wanted to know.

“Me and Travis never had a thing!” roared Wankus. “Are you trying to start some shit?”

DCypher mentioned that he’s shot four movies since he’s been under contract with Metro’s Cal Vista line. There’s one titled Wonderland, he said, which is a mix between Lolita and Dru Barrymore’s Poison Ivy. “Violet Blue plays the seductress. Violet Blue seduces Steven St. Croix and basically ruins his life.” Wankus said it sounded like a reality story. DCypher thinks it will be released next month.

“I’m really happy with the way it turned out,” he said. “There’s a lot of queefing in that movie for some odd reason.” Explaining his departure from Hardcore Gossip, DCypher and the powers that be came to an agreement that he was no longer going to run it and that they’d post random press releases on it.

“I wanted to do a site where I could talk about whatever I wanted,” he said. “It’s taken a little bit of time to get it up and running. Everything now is fully functional. The banner placement’s up and everything is completely rolling.”

Asked about her projects, Joli mentioned a feature available on her site titled Justine and Kelly and that she was shooting a lot of exclusive content for it and directing for herself. Joli said she was also handling her own site from a technical end. Wankus said the trick to having a good site was dedicated work on it.

“You’ve got a lot of hot girls that have sites but don’t do shit for it. They update once a month.” Not to mention the fact, said Joli, that everyone wants to fuck you over. Tyler Faith agrred there were a lot of stupid girls who have signed over their rights.

DCypher also ventured to say that Joli probably knows more about the Internet than most web masters.