From www.marksfriggin.com- Howard came back and said he was excited about this next contest ”Bang My Dad.” They had a theme song for the contest that they played. Howard said that Desi and Ellie Foxx have been on the show before. They work at the Bunny Ranch.

Howard had Desi and Ellie in and said that Desi is the mom. He said that the last time he spoke to them they were working in adult films. Ellie said they don’t do that so much anymore. Ellie said they went to the Bunny Ranch 3 months ago and it’s been working out so well they prefer to do that instead. Ellie said that she’d rather have regular sex the way they want it and the way she wants it.

Howard asked Ellie about her sister who doesn’t approve of what she does. She said that her sister and brother found out recently. She said her sister doesn’t like what they do but her brother asked for Ron Jeremy’s autograph.

Desi said that she and Ellie have always been more wild than the other daughter. She said that she’s married and all and she wouldn’t want her getting into porn or anything.

Howard asked Desi and Ellie about the way they work together. Ellie said that she’ll start guys off and her mom will take over and finish them off. Ellie said she does deep throating and her mom hasn’t mastered that yet. Desi said she’s gotten much better than she was. Desi said Ellie had to tell her how to do it.

Howard said it’s nice to see that a mother and daughter can work together so well. Desi said that she and Ellie get to spend time together and work together so it’s actually nice.

Howard asked Ellie when her mom steps in. Ellie said that she likes to do different positions with guys first but then she’ll turn them over to her mom. Howard said he understands that Ellie gets more customers than her mom and there might be some competition going on there. Ellie said that she doesn’t compete with her mom but there is some competition between the other girls there. Desi said she doesn’t compete with her daughter either. She said that she has some sugar daddies that come in and want her so she’s fine with that. She said that she’s kind of a cougar so she’s a niche product.

Howard asked Desi about charging more for larger cocks. She said that she will do that because they can put her out of commission for the rest of the day. She said that if they’re over 9 inches then she has to charge more. Howard said he wishes that he had to be charged more for his. He said he doesn’t have to worry about that.

Howard said it sounds like Desi is down for the day after doing a guy with a huge penis. Howard asked if he could get a discount with his tiny penis. He said that he wouldn’t hurt at all. Ellie said that for anal he probably would get a discount.

Howard asked if they do anal. Ellie said she hasn’t had any at the ranch. She said that the guys don’t think of her as the one to do that with. Howard figured that’s what Desi was there for.

Howard asked Ellie if she charges more for a big penis. Ellie said that big can be too big sometimes. She said that there is a limit. Desi said she hasn’t seen one that’s ”too big” for her.

Howard asked if there have been any famous people there at the ranch. They said there have been some. They don’t kiss and tell though. Howard asked if it’s the same, better or worse when they’re with famous people. They said it depends on the celebrity. Ellie said that they all have interesting stories to tell and some of the celebrities have more stories to tell.

Howard asked Desi if she ever worries about her daughter. She said that she doesn’t usually. Ellie said that her mom came looking for her one day when she was with a virgin. She said they weren’t able to get a hold of her because she was in the shower at the time.

Howard asked if they ever say no to a guy. Ellie said that sometimes they can’t come to an agreement on what they want to pay for what they want to do. Ellie said that you do need to have good chemistry with the person so that does come up.

Howard asked how often they have an orgasm. Ellie said it’s almost every time. Desi said it’s 9 times out of 10 for her. Ellie said the guys can be pretty good. Howard said he would blow a load pretty fast. Ellie said that they can do it 4 or 5 times if the guys go really quick.

Howard asked how long the guys can stay. Ellie said that some stay overnight, some stay an hour. She said that some can stay over a whole weekend.

Howard asked when they work. The girls said that they work 5 days a week. They work on the weekends and have a couple of days off during the week.

Howard asked Desi and Ellie if they ever had weird, kinky stuff requested. They’ve had guys ask them to do stuff to each other. They won’t do that though. Howard said the girls have their lines and they don’t cross them.

Robin asked if they do guys in the room at the same time. They will be in the room together but they don’t do things with each other or look at what the other is doing.

Howard said that this is quite a prize for the contest. He gave them a plug for their web site TheFoxxs.com and for BunnyRanch.com.

The girls showed their breasts and Ellie asked Howard if he wanted to touch. He didn’t but Artie did. She let him come over and feel her up a little bit. Artie did that real quick and then Howard moved on to the game.

Howard said that some father and daughter teams were going to come in and try to win the chance for their dad to bang Desi and Ellie.

Howard said first up he had Matt. He said Matt’s daughters were Jennifer and Jackie. Howard said he had thought about begin with a mother and daughter. He said he hadn’t. Howard asked them to show their breasts to Matt. They did that real quick.

Howard told Matt that he’s heard that Ellie will perform fellatio on him and then Desi will finish him off. Matt said that sounded good to him.

Howard asked Jennifer and Jackie why they wanted their father to get this. They said that he works hard and deserves it. They said that Desi and Ellie were gorgeous and they didn’t mind that they were prostitutes.

Howard said hello to Dominic, contestant 2, and he didn’t want to see their vaginas yet. His daughter was Sarah. Sarah said that her father went to a wedding in October last year and got a raw deal from a hooker he got. She said that she stole all of his money. Dominic said that she stole 800 bucks from him. Sarah said she didn’t heed Artie’s advice to keep her clapping and she ran off with his money.

Dominic said he did get sex that night but it wasn’t even good sex. Not for that price anyway. He said it was supposed to be $125, not 800.

Howard asked Sarah how she came to have such an open relationship with her father. She said that it’s been that way for a long time. She said her father was married for 28 years and maybe he’s living his childhood again now. Dominic said that he and his wife divorced because they didn’t get along anymore. Sarah said that didn’t happen until she was a senior in college so it wasn’t so bad by then.

Howard asked Sarah about her relationship with her mother and found out that she still talks to her every day. Howard asked if she talks about her sexual escapades. She said that she doesn’t.

Howard asked Dominic why this is so important to him. Dominic said he loves blondes. He had a tattoo of a blonde so he showed that to everyone. Howard asked if he can get laid other than with hookers. He said that the chick who ripped him off was his first experience with one.

Howard asked Dominic what he would like to do with the ladies. Sarah said she didn’t want to hear that. Howard said it was a little late to be saying that. Dominic said that he’s fine with whatever they want him to do.

Howard got back to Matt and found out that he’s still married. Jennifer said that they’ve been married for 26 years. She said that they’ve been together since they were like 15 years old so they haven’t been with other people so she’s probably okay with him doing a hooker. She knows that he’s not going to leave her.

Matt said he loves his wife and he’s never cheated on her. He has never been with a hooker either. Howard said that maybe he should have told her that he was going to be doing this. Matt said that she told him to have fun. He said it may damage the marriage but he didn’t seem to have an issue with that. Matt said he cares but he’s going to do it anyway.

Howard asked Matt if his marriage has turned into a friendship and there isn’t much sex. He said that there is sex about once a week. He said it hasn’t stopped.

Howard said that most kids want their parents to be exclusive with one another. Jennifer said that life is a one lap race and they might as well have some fun.

Jennifer said she heard about the contest and entered it right away. She wanted to help him have a good time. She said that he never has the time to do that kind of thing so they’re just trying to help. Howard said the most he ever got from his kids was a tie.

Robin said this was interesting. She said that they were saying they had a happy marriage and yet they were getting him in this contest. Jennifer said that it might not be all that happy. She said that it might be kind of hum drum. Desi said that they can do couples so maybe the mom would like to come along.

Desi and Ellie talked about some stuff they’ve done with couples and how they can work with the ladies just as well as the guys.

Howard said it was time to vote for Bang My Dad. He said that he was going to let Jennifer and Jackie make their plea to the judges for why they think their father should win. They said that he’s been married to the same woman for 26 years and he’d probably give it to them good. One of the girls said that she walked in on her dad and saw him getting a blow job from her mom once. She said she said ”Oops” and walked out saying it was time for bed.

Howard let Sarah get in her plea for why her dad deserve this win. Sarah said that her dad hasn’t had a positive experience with a hooker and she thinks he deserves it. She said that her father co-signed for her first car so that was the nicest thing he’s ever done for her.

Jennifer and Jackie said that their father is renovating two houses for them and he’s stuck with them all this time so that’s why they love him so much.

Howard asked Desi and Ellie what they thought. They said they wanted them both. Howard said that they could only pick one. Ellie asked Dominic how many ladies he’s been with. Dominic said maybe 30, but not paid professionals. Ellie picked Matt since he hadn’t been with a lot of women. She said that he needs to try some ”strange.” Desi said she’d have to say the same but she liked Dominic too.

Howard said Matt had two votes so far. He asked Matt if he had ever won anything in his life. He said he hadn’t.

Robin said that she was going to vote for Matt as well. She said that the only reservation she has is that he might not be able to take the prize. She said his wife might work on him about that and stop him. Howard asked how they’re going to know it’s okay. Matt said that he can call if he wants. Howard told Gary to get her on the phone so he can ask her.

Robin said she doesn’t want to give the vote to someone who won’t be able to take the prize. Gary tried to get the number but they weren’t sure what the number was. Gary took what they gave him and went off to make the call.

Fred said that he wasn’t going to give his vote to Matt. He said that he doesn’t believe that Dominic has gotten 30 women either. He gave his vote to him.

Howard went to Benjy next. Benjy said that he had to give his vote to Matt. He said that it’s sad and wrong but he thinks that he’s going to win.

Artie was up next. He said he relates to Dominic. He said that he broke a rule that you can’t break with a whore. He said you have to make the whore keep clapping her hands when she’s in a room alone. If you don’t, they’re taking something. He said he’s serious about that. Artie said he doesn’t think that Matt gives a shit about anything. He gave his vote to Dominic.

Howard said they had four votes for Matt and two for Dominic. Howard said that he was going to vote for Dominic because he’s a single man. Howard said he believes that a man should be faithful in a marriage. He said he’s going to give his vote to Dominic because of that.

Howard said they weren’t able to get Matt’s wife on the phone but he won. He said that Matt got 4 votes while Dominic had 3. Will said that the date is happening today too. Matt won’t be going to the Bunny Ranch. Howard asked Matt to check with his wife before he does this. Artie told him not to do that because he’ll blow it.

Artie asked the daughters how old they were. Jen and Jackie were 21 and 25 and Sarah was 28. Howard told Matt he won the date and said whatever happens, happens. He asked the girls what they were going to do while their father was out. The girls said they were going to go out and find some dates of their own today.

Artie offered to take all of the daughters out to lunch while Matt is on his date. Howard wrapped up and gave the girls some plugs. Will said that Matt and the girls will be back tomorrow to let them know how the date went.

Artie said that Dennis Hof was there and told him to tell Howard that they have girls blowing guys on HBO so his appearance wasn’t that bad on Joe Buck. Howard went to break after that.