Porn Valley- Tuesday afternoon, Don Hollywood got his rocks off for Reuters. The news service figured everybody else is grabbing this story- about Hollywood being a lawyer and a porn star- that they needed to get on the legal briefs bandwagon, as well. Hollywood, barefoot, dressed casually in jeans and smoking a cigar is in his garage talking to a reporter, Hollywood describing how this dual faceted story seems to recycle like every two years. The Reuters reporter is saying that she wants this story out by the end of the week.

I’m introduced to the reporter. Her name’s Gina. Gina’s asking me what brings me here. I mention how Hollywood, the night before on KSEX hyped this upcoming scene with Brooke Hunter and Julie Night for Hunter’s website, www.brookesbitches.com. Gina says to Hollywood I didn’t know you had a radio show. Hollywood replies, you didn’t ask me. Typical lawyer.

The Reuters reporter is asking what angle I’m approaching this story from. My answer is that these on the set pieces pretty much tend to write themselves, but, if needs be, I’d be inclined to talk about how the grip whose name is Joseph is a dead ringer for character actor Armin Mueller-Stahl. That’ll be my angle. But I don’t convey this idea to the Reuters lady because I don’t want this hot idea to be copied.