NY [Howard Stern.com]- Erica Ellyson and Bree Olsen stopped by to promote the latest issue of Penthouse, and Howard told Bree that she was beautiful and he was honored that she wanted to bang him – but he can’t deal with her porn career.

Bree replied that she’d give it all up to give Howard her heart. Howard commended the “intense sexuality” Bree displays on her Website, and Bree claimed that it was all real and not just for the cameras.

Bree told Howard about the horrific time she had with a French porn star who gave her anal for over an hour and a half. Howard asked about Bree’s other career as a stripper, so Bree confessed that she liked to break strip club rules by going fully nude and “flipping on guys,” a phrase she never fully explained. Howard then introduced his “son,” JD, and asked Bree to give him a lapdance, but Bree refused, saying she only wanted to dance for Howard.

Howard turned his attention to Erica Ellyson, the recently crowned Penthouse Pet of the Year, and asked her if she’d ever hooked up with Bree. Erica revealed that right after they met this morning, she and Bree had shared “a little experience” in the bathroom. Erica explained that they “got to know each other” while they were putting on their make-up this morning, and they might continue their encounter later on.

Erica admitted that she was just joking when she promised to give Artie a handjob the last time she was on the show. Artie said it never would’ve happened, and Erica agreed, saying she was more attracted to his assistant Teddy anyway. Howard noted that Erica recently hung out with Pauly Shore, but she denied hooking up with the weasel. Artie was glad to hear it; “But I’d rather you hook up with Pauly than Teddy.”

Howard asked the girls to show him what it will look like when they hook up later, so they made out on the couch. Artie wondered if they’d go a little further, and they readily agreed, stripping down for a second make-out session. As Erica stripped down, both Robin and Howard laughed at her ridiculously hot body. Howard added; “Look at what you missed out on, Artie.” Artie was less than amused.

From Marksfriggin.com:Howard had Bree Olson and Erica Ellyson come in next. The two of them were in to promote the latest edition of Penthouse magazine. He said that Bree brought him a new movie. Last time she was there she tried to give him her phone number so he could bang her. He said that she’s so beautiful and she is attractive to him. He said that he felt really good inside when he got that number and he would have called her if he was single.

Then he said he went on her web site and she’ll bang anyone. She’s only 21 years old and she has no discrimination at all. He said that makes him feel less special. She said that she’d give him her heart though and that’s not what she gives the other guys.

Bree said that she’d even give up the porn for him. She had something on her breasts that the guys noticed so they asked her what was going on there. She said that she hadn’t checked them earlier. She and Erica had been messing around in the bathroom earlier so it may have been some lipstick or something.

Howard asked to see Bree’s breasts so she whipped them out for him. Howard said they were nice but then got right back into the discussion about how she couldn’t possibly be into him. Howard said that he finds it very hard to believe when he sees the guys that she’s doing in the porn.

Howard said that Bree is into chicks so that would be one positive about dating her. He said that her sexuality is really intense too. He said that she sticks a finger in her ass when she’s having sex and stuff and it seems like she’s really into stuff like that. She said she is.

Howard talked to Bree about what it would be like if they were a couple. He said that he figures that everything would go in the bedroom. She agreed with that and said she really loves to do oral and things like that. She said that you can’t hide that in movies and stuff.

Howard said that Bree was on a reality show as a nanny and that showed how weird these reality shows are. She’s no nanny and she had no business being one. He asked how she ended up in ”Keeping up With the Kardashians.” She said that she was asked by her agency to do it. She didn’t think that people would recognize her. Howard said it makes it seem like these shows are scripted. She said she couldn’t say anything about that because she didn’t want to get into trouble. Howard said that it’s obvious that she’s acting there because she’s a porn star.

Howard said that Bruce Jenner got all freaked out when he found out who Bree was. She said that he was actually a very nice man. Howard said that he’s a freaky looking dude but Bree wouldn’t say a negative word about him.

Howard asked Bree about the movie he was talking about earlier where the guy was bonking her on the head with this penis to get her to blow him. Howard said that he’d be worried about STDs while doing stuff like that. She said that they all get tested frequently so she figures she’s fine.

Howard said that Erica is the chick who said that she was going to give Artie a hand job the last time she was on. Howard said that she said that she thought Artie was in his 50s and that’s too old for her. She said that was taken out of context. Howard said she did say it though. She said that she’s never really dated anyone older than 2 years older than her.

Howard asked Bree about this French guy who banged her for over an hour and a half when she was starting out in the business. She said that it was pretty brutal. Erica said that she can’t imagine that for nearly that much time. Robin said she couldn’t take it for that long either. She said that the guy who did her in San Francisco wasn’t in there for very long at all. Howard figured that maybe the guy was gay and that’s why he stayed in there so long.

Howard heard that Bree really likes to have phone sex with her fans and stuff. She said that she does that on her web cam and she once had sex with her phone when a guy asked her to stick it in her pussy. She told Howard about some other stuff that she’s done and that led to Howard asking her to dance for JD to demonstrate what he lap dances were like. She wanted to do it for Howard but he told her that he’s about to get married.

Howard had JD come in and told Bree that he’s his son. She said that she’d feel really weird about dancing for him if that would become her step-son some day. Bree still didn’t want to dance for JD even though Howard told her that she couldn’t dance for him.

JD said that he was going to go back to his office and kill himself now. Howard told him to stick around and try out some phone sex with her instead. JD didn’t sound too interested in that either.

Howard asked Erica about being in Penthouse magazine. She said that they get paid about $100,000 a year when they become a Pet of the Year. Howard asked her about meeting Bree early this morning and how they ended up in the bathroom making out. They said they just met and had some fun in there. They explained how they were helping each other get ready for the show and when Bree went to fix Erica’s panties, they started to mess around.

Howard asked about who was doing what. They said that they just kissed and maybe brushed over the panties. They weren’t getting too X-rated, just R-rated.

Howard said that he and Artie used to go into the bathroom and fix each other’s underwear and stuff. He said that they’d just brush over their underwear and stuff, they never really acted on it. Howard said that he wonders what their lives are like because it sounds very sexual.

Howard asked Erica if she heard what she was responsible for. He told her about Artie’s relationship with the ”long suffering” Dana that night that she was going to Letterman with Artie. Howard said that Erica agreed to give Artie a hand job and Vinnie Favale at the Letterman show accidentally e-mailed Dana and told her about what was going to happen that night.

Erica said that she felt really bad because Artie was really upset. Artie said that he found out on the ride to Letterman what had happened and he flipped out on Teddy at first. Erica said that it was a very intense ride. Artie said that Dana is now done ”suffering.” Artie figured that it never would have happened with Erica anyway.

Erica said that she didn’t hook up with anyone that night but Artie started to say that the girls had hooked up with someone. Howard heard that Erica said that she would hook up with Teddy but not Artie. Howard asked Teddy to come in after that. Artie was laughing when he heard that.

Howard heard that Erica hung out with Pauly Shore recently. She told Howard that she didn’t do anything with him but he has been asking her to hang out with him.

Howard gave the girls a plug for the March issue of Penthouse magazine and said that they’re going to be appearing at the Romantic Depot in Paramus, New Jersey tomorrow night from 6-8pm. He said that you can get Bree’s DVDs at PenthouseStore.com.

Howard asked the girls what they would look like making out together. He wanted them to do it but they really didn’t want to do it. Erica passed her gum over to Bree and Bree chewed that for a second and then went in for the kiss. They made out for a few seconds. Howard said that they really know how to make out. He figured that was the real deal then.

Howard asked the girls to take their tops off so they did that and made out some more. Erica had to take her whole dress off. They made out a little more and then Howard wrapped up and went to break.