Porn Valley- When I saw Jada Fire at Assassin Pictures, www.assassinpictures.com this week it dawned on me that she made an appearance on KSEX a couple of weeks ago. Here’s how that interview went.

“You’re very attractive..,” Wankus started to say to her and Fire assumed he was going to finish the sentence with a “for a black girl”.

“How the fuck did you think I was going to say that!” Wankus laughed. “Where did that come from? Why the fuck would I say that?” According to Wankus, though, the last time he made that comment he finished the statement by adding, “for a 45 year old.”

“Let me tell you this right now- my cum would look so good on your body,” Wankus told Jada. “It would stand out!” Fire’s been in the business for eight years and Fire remembered working with T.T. Boy early on and how rough he was.

“I wasn’t used to dick at the time,” she said. Before she got into the porn business, Fire was doing phone sex. And Wankus was doing the math trying to figure out her age. Co-host Sunny Lane made the comment that Fire was really gorgeous. Prior to working at phone sex, Fire said she was employed at KFC.

“Like chicken places- I started off at KFC and Taco Bell,” she said. “I was jumping around different food franchises- I was young and didn’t give a fuck.” Wankus also imagined that Fire may have been one of the first women in the phone sex industry to be attractive.

“Were you in a room with a bunch of heifers or were you at home doing it?” he wondered. Fire recalled how she worked out of a cubicle with a woman who ate Snickers.

“But she had the best voice ever.” Fire said she needed more money and started looking through magazines for other opportunities.

“The first girl that got into porn that I knew was India,” said Fire. “She was in a year before me- I called her up and she hooked me up with T.T. Boy. I need to pay her back for that.” Recalling when she started, Fire said she wasn’t nervous so much as wanting to work her way up. She began doing groups scenes, got her tits done and started doing anal.

“I was squirting- I’m the only black girl that can squirt,” she proclaimed.

“How far can you squirt?” Lane asked.

“Far,” Jada replied. Asked who taught her, Fire said she pretty much taught herself.

“A lot of people say it’s like peeing so how does it work for real?” Wankus also wondered. “Do you put a bottle of Arrowhead in there before you go? How does it work?”

“It’s kind of like a secret- I’m not giving up any of the squirting secrets,” Fire laughed. “Girls would kill me if I told the secrets.”

Lane, who’s squirted herself on occasion, backed it up by saying there’s a method to the madness.

“There’s a way you can train yourself so it is real and pure.” In her case, Fire said she can control the urge.

“But if it’s feeling real, real good, you feel like you want to ejaculate.” Wankus also wondered if she had sex outside of the business. Fire said she didn’t.

“There’s crazy motherfuckers out there,” Fire added, noting that she has a stalker. Wankus was ready to call the guy on the air.

“He’s really fucking making my life miserable,” Fire added, not knowing how the guy she called “Lee” got her number to begin with.

“He called me on the phone and asked for a blowjob for $100,” she continued. “He kept calling and from there he told me what was my balance on my phone bill. [You think he might work for the phone company?] That kind of freaked me out. He’s taking it to the next level and it shouldn’t be going there, you know what I mean? He should leave me alone.”

According to Fire, her stalker has a MySpace page and Wankus checked him out.

“I always wondered what happened to him after Fresh Prince,” Wankus joked. It sounded from the way Wankus talked like the guy’s picture was a doctored one of Michael Jackson.

“Why’s he stalking you- do you have any kids?” Wankus chuckled, assuming that the picture was a phony.

“It looks like he’s warming up for the Muslin glee club,” Wankus continued. “He has that praise be Allah look.”

Fire said the guy has also threatened her in a sense, that he was going to the place where her bills get sent to.