from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard quickly moved on to the game and said they’re going to play Dumber Than a Box Of Rocks now. He said the winner will get $5,000. Howard said the girls all make good money doing various things but 5 grand is a good amount. He said they have money for the second place winner too but nowhere near 5 grand.

Howard said the game is simple. He’ll ask very simple questions and if the girls get one wrong they have to say they’re as dumb as a box of rocks. Howard said the questions are not difficult.

Howard said first up was Britney Stevens. He said she has been on the show and she talked about being in porno. He said she makes $300-$1000 an hour being on cam. Britney said she’s going to be at a new club in Miami soon. Howard said she was on the last version of Dumber Than a Box of Rocks. Howard said she didn’t study this time. She said she didn’t know what they were going to ask her about so she didn’t know what to study.

Howard said that Britney is still making porno films. He said she does a thing where she pushes out her gaping asshole so it looks like a flower. Howard asked what that means. Britney said that she’s been told it looks like a rose after she’s had sex. She said that people love it.

Howard introduced Baylee Lee who is the second contestant. She was in a porno but she got into stripping instead. Howard said that she was making better money stripping than she was doing in porno. She said she can make $2-5,000 a night. Howard said she was offered $7,000 to have sex with a guy at a strip club but she turned that down.

Howard said that Baylee did a sex scene where she had three men at once. Howard said she’s no dummy. She has an associates degree in criminal justice. Howard said she might know a thing or two. She said she was going to get into crime scene investigation. Howard said she doesn’t speak to her family. She said her parents passed away when she was younger. That would explain why she doesn’t talk to them.

Howard said Baylee is an escort too. She said she doesn’t tour Los Angeles. She said they always flake on you out there. She said she gets about $350 an hour to do that. Baylee said that she gets $7,000 to do a whole weekend. Howard asked what the difference is between an escort and a prostitute. She said that an escort is more high end.

Howard said that Jenna Presley [pictured center] is the next contestant. He said that she’s also an escort. Jenna said she used to be able to get $3,000 an hour. She said it’s more like $2,000 an hour now.

She thinks that Baylee should be charging more. Jenna said she can get up to 10 clients a day while she’s in New York. She said she can make $40,000 a day. She said that even in this economy she can do very well. Howard asked if she’s ever had any famous guys. SHE said she name dropped last time she was on. She said she didn’t want to mention who that was again.

Howard asked what Jenna does when a guy is disgusting like him. She said he’s not disgusting. She said she used to masturbate to him. Howard said that he smells a freebie. Gary said that Jenna is a squirter. Howard asked if guys really want that. Jenna said that it just happens. She said she’s not a big fan of it. The other two girls said that they squirt too. Jenna said that some guys know just where the G-spot is and they know how to hit it just right. Howard asked Gary to drop a plastic sheen on him just in case.

Howard said he heard that Jenna was going to be with a black man in a porno. She said she had amazing chemistry with him and her pussy got so wet when she met him. She said that it was amazing when she did it. Jenna said that they did about 35-40 minutes together. Howard said it must be tough to last that long with her. She said they cut in the middle of it so they can stop and rest. She said that there are also polls they can take to make their loads bigger. Howard asked what was so great about Lexington Steel. She said that he just looked at her in a way that was an instant connection. Howard asked if she ever asks to get together with a guy like that off screen. She said that Lexington actually did that and she had to turn him down. She said she’s having sex with a guy now and he is a brother.

Howard asked Jenna what kind of money she’s made doing the escort thing. She said that one guy paid her $20,000. She said he was actually a handsome man too. She said she’s had guys pay her for sex and they’re famous guys. She said she’s not going to name names though.

Howard said it was time to get to the game. He said each question was worth 5 points. He told them that they have to say ”I’m dumber than a box of rocks” if they don’t know the answer. He said that you can see a picture of the girls on Twitter @sternshow

Howard said that Jenna thought that she was possessed last time she was on the show. Howard asked if she got the devil out after that. She said that she was baptized and it’s gone now. She said she felt she was on a bad path back then and how she’s doing better. Jenna said that she felt something leave her body when she had the baptism.

Howard asked Jenna if she was wearing panties today. She said she was. Baylee was wearing panties too. Britney was pantyless. Howard told her to prove it so she did.

Howard got to the game and asked the first question which was ”What does the DC in Washington DC stand for?” Britney was up first. Britney didn’t answer right away. She had to think about it. Howard asked if she even knows what Washington DC is. She said it’s a state. She thought it was ”something capitol.” Howard told her to take a shot at it. Britney didn’t know so she had to say ”I’m dumber than a box of rocks.”

Howard asked Baylee if she knew what it meant. She didn’t know either. Howard asked her to guess what it was. Baylee didn’t have a clue. She had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks too. Howard asked Jenna what it means. She didn’t know either. Jenna said she knows that the President lives there. Howard told her to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard said it stands for District of Columbia.

Howard moved on to the second question which was for Britney again. This one was ”GM is the abbreviation for what company?” Howard asked if she knew. Britney knew some of their vehicles but not what GM stands for. Britney had no idea. Howard said maybe Baylee knows. Britney had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks first though. Baylee said she didn’t know either. Jenna was happy because she thought she knew the answer. Baylee said she thinks it means ”Target.” Howard had her say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Jenna said she thinks it means ”General Motors.” She was correct. She said she knows random knowledge. Howard said it’s a car company. He didn’t understand how the other girls didn’t know.

Howard asked the next question which was ”Spell RETARDED.” Britney spelled it ”RETARDTED.” Howard said she had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks once again. Britney did that. Baylee said she’s dyslexic. She said it’s ”REATRAD.” She said her line. Jenna spelled it ”RETARTED” as well. Howard said she got it wrong too. She knew she was wrong right as she was finished it.

Howard moved on to the next question which was ”What is our first lady’s first name?” Britney didn’t even know what the first lady was. Howard said he can’t tell her what it means. Howard told her she has to take a guess on this one. Howard said she has to know who the first lady is to take a guess. Howard said it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls to tell her what the first lady is. Britney had no clue. She had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Baylee said she didn’t know either. She didn’t have a clue what a first lady was either. Baylee asked if she’s black or white. Howard said they can’t answer that either. Howard said there appears to be smoke coming out of her ears. Baylee gave up. She had to say she’s dumber than box of rocks. Howard asked Jenna what the answer is. She knew it was Michelle Obama and she’s the wife of the President.

Howard said he’s not going to say Jenna is running away with it yet but they have to get into this game. He asked Britney ”What is paper made from?” She knew it was trees. Howard gave her 5 points. Howard asked Baylee ”A pickle is made from what vegetable?” Baylee said ”Wait, a pickle is made from a vegetable?” Howard asked her if she had any idea or a guess. She said ”Peas.” Howard said he loves her. He said she’s sexy and fun. Howard asked Baylee to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard asked Jenna if she knew. She said it was a cucumber. She said Jesus is on her side.

Howard asked Britney ”If the big hand is on the 3 and the small hand is on the 6, what time is it?” She said it was 3:30. Howard said he had to accept that. She was wrong. She knew she was wrong. She said she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard asked Baylee what time it would be. She looked at her watch and guessed it was 6:15. Howard said that is correct. She got one right finally.

Howard asked Jenna ”Where is Tiananmen Square?” Jenna had no idea what that was. Howard said it’s been in the news a lot. Howard said it’s a very famous place. She said that she’s going to say in Japan. She got it wrong and said she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard asked Britney if she knew. Britney said she’ll say Iraq. Wrong. Baylee didn’t know either. She said it was New Orleans. Howard had to tell them it was in China. Jenna said she was close.

Howard asked Britney what 9×9 was. She got it right with 81. Howard asked Baylee ”In which country where Jewish people killed during the Holocaust.” She said Germany and got another one.

Howard asked Jenna what WWW stands for. She had no idea. Howard said that Baylee is jumping up and down. She knows the answer. Jenna guessed it was ”World Web…” She said she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Britney knew the answer. They had a tie of 15-15 with Britney and Jenna. Howard said that it was getting tough.

Howard asked Baylee ”How many days are in 2 years?” Baylee said she’s going to say it’s 768. Howard said that’s wrong. Howard asked Jenna how many it was. Jenna said she’s confused by how many there are in one year. She wasn’t sure if it was 360 or 365. She said she’s going with 730 days. Howard said she was correct.

Howard asked Britney ”Spell URINE.” She spelled it ”URINE” and got it right. She was tied with Jenna. Howard asked Jenna ”Who was accused of killing John F. Kennedy?” Jenna said ”Oh my god…” Howard said she looks great and her breasts are great. She said that they’re 650 CC’s. Jenna said she just saw something recently about the Kennedy’s and she’s not sure who the assassin was. Howard asked her to take a guess. Britney looked like she might know the answer. Jenna ran out of time. She said she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard asked Britney what her guess was. Britney said she’s not smiling because she knows the answer. Howard asked what his wife would be referred to as. She didn’t even know that she was the first lady. Fred played some laughter behind her. Howard asked Britney if she knows the answer. She had no idea who killed Kennedy. She guessed it was Saddam Hussein. Howard asked Baylee if she knew. She didn’t either. It was Lee Harvey Oswald.

Howard asked Jenna ”Who invented the telephone.” She said it was Alexander Bell. She won the 5 grand. Howard said this was a tough one. Howard said that Baylee was coming on strong toward the end there.

Howard had the big presentation of the check next. Howard said Frank D’Angelo from Cheetah Power Surge came in with the check. Howard introduced Jenna to him and Jenna thanked him for the check. She said it will go to a great cause. She said part of it will go to her church. Frank was able to get in a plug for his book ”Being Frank” and also said he’s the inventor of Cheetah Power Surge. Howard said he likes that he made something that peps you up without caffeine.

Howard asked Frank if he’s single. He said he is. Howard told the girls that he’s single and Jenna sounded like she was into him. Howard thanked Frank for sponsoring the contest. Jenna thanked him for the 5 grand again. Howard said he had $500 prizes for the other two girls.

Howard asked Britney if she wanted to do her asshole rose thing for them. She said she can’t really do it on command. Howard said they all have to practice spelling the word Retarded.

Ralph called in and said that this was a fantastic game and he’s never felt so smart in his life. He said when the one girl got the name of the game wrong that was his favorite moment. Howard wrapped up and gave the girls some plugs before going to break.

You can find Britney on Twitter @XBritneyStevens. Baylee is at Baylee-Lee.com and Jenna is on Twitter @Jenna_Presley and you can email her at [email protected]