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Hollywood, CA- Rumors are swirling that Jennifer Lopez participated in a home sex tape that is now the subject of a legal battle with her ex-husband but fans of the beautiful singer/dancer/actress and American Idol judge are excited about the possibility of seeing the superstar naked while others are appalled that a dirty porn parody of Lopez has been released by X-Play/ Digital Sin.
The XXX porn parody was created by the same guys that turned the Brady Bunch into a worldwide pornographic phenomenon with Not the Bradys XXX and now ‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX’ can best be described as positively hardcore, steamy, funny and completely unauthorized.
“We love Jennifer Lopez long time but I have to say she did not authorize this dirty parody movie,” stated Will Ryder the 2010 AVN Director of the Year.
Ryder in fact is a huge fan of Ms. Lopez and her current husband Latin singer Marc Anthony but both characters get lampooned in the flick. The campy X-rated spoof revolves around Jennifer’s immense popularity including fan worship from members of the terrorist group Al Qaeda who vow to renounce terrorism if the singer performs a live concert in Iraq with no lip syncing.
It is the first porn feature movie shot in front of The White House at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The production traveled to Miami, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C. to capture magnificent footage where cast members including Renae Cruz as Jennifer received permission from the United States Secret Service to shoot scenes in front of the President’s home and other national historic landmarks.
“I can’t believe we shot a porno in front of The White House but we did,” Ryder reflected.
‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ is a parody. Fox Television, American Idol, 19 Entertainment, Freemantle Media and/or Jennifer Lopez or Marc Anthony in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie.
Jennifer Lopez is not alone in receiving the porn parody treatment from Ryder as www.sitcums.com is filled with sexy spoofs of everything from Britney Spears, to M*A*S*H, The Cosby Show, Bewitched, Married with Children XXX, Charlie’s Angels, Bionic Woman, Brady Bunch, Airplane, Three’s Company, Monday Night Football, Charlie Sheen and even an upcoming parody of Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky on the way.
“Not Jennifer Lopez is our biggest movie so far this year,” stated Will Ryder who is also in preproduction for a spectacular 3D adult movie version of The Wizard of Oz.
Ryder and his company X-Play have been credited with helping to revitalize the adult movie business as dozens of companies have jumped onto the parody bandwagon but few do it with the Hollywood-like quality of Ryder. In fact Not Jennifer Lopez XXX involves more than public celebrity, beauty and sex as it also tackles Middle East terrorists as President Obama summons Jennifer to the White House in hopes of convincing her to perform the live concert. She doesn’t want to do it because the desert air makes her throat dry.
“I told you this was a funny movie with great sex,” Ryder concluded.
A PG bikini style movie trailer is available on YouTube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFjYikl9gk Those that want to see the naked movie trailer can visit www.sitcums.com for a free look.
‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ stars Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago, Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.