[dllisted] Maybe I’m a prude or old-fashioned, but I would never let any of my relatives rub sunscreen into my buttocks. Sorry, I’d rather have burned ass. My ass has been through worse anyway.

Hulk Hogan gave his daughter, Brooke, a rubdown of sunscreen while they lounged around a Los Angeles pool yesterday. Yes, that’s Brooke! I spent way too much time analayzing the pictures. Hulk’s girlfriend is wearing a different type of bikini.

Hulk probably got confused on which skank he was rubbing down. All the chicks in his life look the same! They are all body builders with bad dye jobs. That being said, this is still some Papa Joe-type shit.