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from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard said it was time for this contest. He said that the sponsor is WhatsYourPrice.com. He said that they have women coming in and they have a few events for them. The first one they have is the Sybian and they have to hold up weights for as long as they can. He said they have some cow bells for the second event. Gary asked if he has to distract the women with the Sybian. Howard said he should turn it up to high immediately.
Howard said the first girl up is Nikki Benz. Howard said she’s a beauty. Howard asked Nikki if she thinks she can take this contest. She said she sure hopes so. Howard asked how much it would mean to her to win. She said it would mean a lot. Nikki said she wants to do the whole Sybian thing. Howard said Nikki is a porn star. He said she’s not making movies presently though. She was under contract with Penthouse magazine. Nikki said she’s been doing feature appearances at strip clubs.
Howard said he read that Nikki plans on going to Europe and bang a new guy every week there. Howard said that’s some vacation. Nikki said she’ll be going to Spain and Morocco, France, Italy, Greece and Sweden. Howard said he would imagine that she’ll find young guys unlike him. Nikki said she’ll do whoever she hits it off with.
Gary said he thought this was the world’s strongest NAKED woman. She had a robe on. Howard said he was just spending a minute talking to her. He told Gary to calm down. Then he had Nikki take her robe off. Nikki took the robe off.
Howard said he heard that Nikki was hanging out with Michael Bay on the set of a movie. She said she did get to see what he does. She said she didn’t date him or anything.
Howard asked Nikki about getting to fly a plane once. She said the pilot let her do that. Howard said his wife got to do that once too. He said the pilot had her sit on his lap to fly the plane.
Howard asked Nikki if she is a nymphomaniac. She said she does like having sex. She said she’s up for a good time. Howard asked if she gets pissed when a guy finishes really fast. Nikki said she will get pissed. Howard said it’s a compliment if they do. Howard said he can’t go for long and that’s a compliment.
Nikki said the guy should be ready to go after 10 minutes or so. She said she has to be pleased too. Howard said he was with a woman he only lasted one stroke with. Howard said he waited 10 minutes and went one stroke in and one stroke out and he was done again. Howard said she was hot. Nikki said she’s used to guys lasting 45 minutes with her. She said that she likes to do a bunch of different things and she wants the guy to last.
Howard moved on to the contest and told Nikki that they’re giving her dumbbells and she has to hold them to her side above her breasts as long as she can. She’s going to do that while she’s sitting on the Sybian. Gary will be controlling that. Nikki got on and lifted the barbells up. Gary turned the Sybian up to full power. Nikki said it felt good. She lasted 30 seconds.
Howard had the next woman come in. Howard said Nikki was shaky after that. Howard said this was Heather Vandeven. She took her robe off immediately. Howard said he’d give her extra points for that if he could. Howard asked if she thinks she can beat her.
Heather said the Sybian gets you quickly. She said that it controls you very quickly. Howard said Heather was a model and she still does that. Heather said she’s doing a lot of pilaties lately. She said she’s about 120 pounds and 5’7” tall. She said she’s very toned. Howard said she has a boyfriend and that’s depressing. Heather said it’s good for her. She said it’s consistent sex. Howard asked how she keeps it real with just one guy.
Heather said she found a guy who is very freaky and very naughty. She said it’s always different with them. She said they’re into role play. Howard asked what that’s about. She said they were out at a restaurant and they saw this dog at the place. She said that they went home and he started barking like a dog and she started calling him by the dog’s name. Heather said she would say he’s a bad dog and he’d just keep going.
Howard asked if Heather brings girls into the bed. She said that happens and it’s very organic. She said that she has never planned something like that. She said it might happen after a party or something. Heather said she doesn’t get jealous when her man does things with another woman. She said he can’t use his penis on them but he can do other things like finger banging.
Howard asked Heather if she works at all. She said she does. She said she’s working on a kegel exercise product. She said that it’s in development right now. She said she’s doing some modeling and she did some stuff with Penthouse too. She said that’s how she was making a living.
Howard said it’s time for heather to do her thing. Howard asked if she thinks that she’ll beat Nikki’s 30 seconds. Heather said we’ll have to see. Howard told her that as soon as the weights drop below her breasts, it’s over. Heather got on the Sybian and got confused about which way to face. Howard had Gary turn it on. Heather said it’s really relaxing. Howard had her hold the weights up and Gary turned the Sybian on full power. Heather wasn’t sure which way to put weight on her. She put the weights down after 25 seconds. Howard said Nikki is still in the lead.
Howard said that’s a tough thing when you have the Sybian running. Howard asked if the girls know each other. They said hi and kissed.
Howard said the next woman is Justine Joli. Howard talked to her for a couple of minutes. He said she’s been dancing lately. Justine told Howard where she’s been working and how she’s full nude in the show she does. She asked Howard and the guys to come out and see her. She said that everyone wears masks so no one knows who is there.
Howard found out that Justine has a husband and a boyfriend and girlfriend. Howard asked if her husband really loves her if he lets her have a boyfriend. She said he really loves her.
Justine said that she has to go home at night and that’s the one main rule. She said she won’t spend the night with her boyfriend. Howard wondered how that works. He said he’s not judging her or anything. He asked if the husband and boyfriend know each other. She said they have met. She said they don’t do a foursome thing or anything like that. Howard asked if she would prefer that he tell her that he’s jealous of the whole thing. She said that she set the ground rules from the beginning. She said she is a bi-sexual and she has to have a girlfriend.
Howard asked Justine about who her girlfriend is. Justine talked about her and how she gets to spend time with her. She said she’ll take some photos and video and send them to her husband. She said he’ll see them and bang her when he comes home. She said that he bangs her like 5 times a day when they have the time. Howard said that sounds like a lot. Justine said she thinks that she has a lot of testosterone in her body. Howard told Justine that she should be in a reality show. She said she’s working on one.
Howard had Justine get on the Sybian so she could do her thing. Howard had her raise the weights up. She tried it and lasted 32 seconds. Howard said she’s in first place now. Howard said Justine is in first, Nikki is in second and Heather is in third.
Howard had Sal come in because he’s got a cowbell tied to his cock. He’s part of the next event. He has to bend over the girls and they have to do sit ups and hit the bell with their heads. Sal said he did not shower. Howard said that Sal will hold still for the girls. Nikki is putting on a metal headband to ring the bell with.
Howard asked Nikki about what was grossing her out. She said it was his asshole. She said it’s not that bad but it’s not visually that pretty. Howard said they get 30 seconds to do as many sit ups as they can. They are going by the sound of the bell to count. Nikki did her sit ups and hit the bell every time. Nikki did 11 sit ups. Howard told her that if Justine did less than that then she wins.
Next up was Justine Joli. Howard asked her what she thinks about Sal’s penis. She said she doesn’t do pigs in a blanket. Sal said he doesn’t do pigs. He said he wasn’t talking about these girls. He was just saying. Howard told Justine the rules and Sal told her to stop with the drama and just get to it. Justine started her sit ups and managed to do 10. Justine said that he moved. Sal said it did wink at her. Howard said something big just happened. She said Nikki just got into first place. Howard said that we all can’t win.
Howard said that Nikki just won 5 grand. He said that the other two get $500 courtesy of WhatsYourPrice.com. Howard said that Heather, Nikki and Justine are all in a Penthouse project together. The girls said they get to play themselves in Saint’s Row The Third. All three of them are in it and you can make them nude online.
Sal asked if he could get in a plug. He said he’s going to be at a pool party out in Las Vegas. They have nude women out there and he’ll be hosting the party there. He said his wife has no idea what it’s really about so he’s going to surprise her with that.
Howard asked Sal about how his sex life has been lately. Sal said it’s been okay. He asked the girls if they would fuck him. The girls said they wouldn’t after seeing his penis.
Howard asked if the girls had any plugs. They gave out their Twitter accounts so you can check them out at @NikkiBenz, @JustineJoli and @HotHeatherV. Howard wrapped up, gave some more plugs and went to break.
