NY [from HowardStern.com]- Howard announced the first “World’s Strongest Naked Woman” contest, and brought in three Penthouse Pets to compete. Howard asked Charlie Lane for her measurements, and Charlie reported that she’s 5’3” and 108 lbs.

Charlie claimed she lived with the Penthouse Pet of the Year, and told Howard about their frequent lesbo-orgy barbecue parties. Charlie added that she “shocked the puss” on the Internet, enjoyed being tied up, and loved going down on girls.

Charlie told Howard that she’d done a chloroform video, but like all chloroform fetish videos, it was fake. Howard was disappointed to hear that the videos were fake but still asked Charlie to fake being chloroformed for him.

Howard then spoke with Renee Diaz, the Penthouse Pet of the Month in November 2005, and asked her why she chose to make porn videos. Renee claimed that “someone has to do it,” adding that she only does hardcore with her boyfriend.

Renee reported that she brought girls home to have threesomes with her boyfriend, which excited Artie, who offered her $30,000 to sleep with him. Renee replied that she’d agree to Artie’s offer if he could finish in five minutes.

Howard asked Renee if she really like being choked during sex, and she admitted she did, adding that she loved being slapped and spanked. Artie asked if Renee liked being c–k-slapped, so Renee told the crew how her boyfriend liked to wake her up by c–k-slapping her.

Andie Valentino, the only teen contestant at 19, told the crew that Charlie molested her in their hotel room last night Tuesday]. Artie took one look at Andie’s ass, and said he had to leave the room, because he felt his erection was inappropriate. Artie claimed Andie had “the nicest body [he’d] ever seen on a girl.”

Charlie and Andie then showed the guys how they “canoodled” last night, which led Artie to announce (once again) that Andie was “the hottest chick we’ve ever had up here.” Howard asked the girls to tell him sexy stories, so Renee told a story about having nature sex.

Howard started the competition with the pull-up portion; Charlie managed two pull-ups, Renee did four, and Andie won with six. Artie suggested they add a “Blowing Artie” component to the competition, but Howard began the push-up competition instead. Charlie busted out 14 push-ups, Renee matched Charlie’s number, and Andie won with a whopping 25.

JD then came in for the final portion of the competition, arm-wrestling. JD readily beat Charlie, and immediately collected his “naked hug” reward. After some struggle and one disqualification, JD also beat Renee. JD then beat Andie, who strangely remarked that JD was “f’ing strong.” Howard told
Andie that she’d won $1000, and asked her to take a celebratory Sybian
ride. Artie offered Andie $150,000 to sleep with him, but she chose the Sybian instead.

Andie rode the Sybian and loudly orgasmed, saying she was “so horny” afteward. Renee then took a ride, and was helped by the other girls smacking her tits. She eventually had to jump off because she was “starting to sweat.” Howard asked Robin if she liked having her breasts slapped, but Robin replied that it had never occurred to her. Charlie then jumped on the Sybian, demanded that the girls pull her hair, and came almost immediately.

Robin asked Howard if he liked to pull a girl’s hair during sex, and Howard said he was so gentle during sex, girls usually fall asleep. Artie said his horniness just turned into anger a minute ago, so the girls laughed that he must have blue balls. Howard thanked the girls for coming in and granted each of them a hug. Gange then gave Andie her $1000 prize and her sash, which Artie compared to a poncho because it was so large on her tiny frame.