Not to be confused with the Lap Dance Doll that comes accessorized with its own attorney.

from www.nj.com – For the aspiring Bada Bing girl in your child comes the “Pole Dance” doll pictured recently on Gizmodo.com.

If it exists and isn’t just a photo shop prank, it does just what the name promises:pole dances even more convincingly than Miley Cyrus. Complete with blinking lights and a disco ball, this toy trollop shimmies and rotates and bumps and grinds with all the rhythm of a chemically-dependent jezebel in desperate need of some parental attention.

Maybe pole dancing is now revered as an art form. And it’s a new genre of exercise. But wait until you’re 18, kids! If you’re considering Pole Dancer for your daughter, however, you might also be interested in Peep-Show Polly Pocket and Hooter-merican Girl Doll.

There’s also a few pole dancing dolls for sale on eBay, like this one. But they don’t look like they’re for kids.

Although Gizmondo presented Pole Dancer as if it existed—the blogger who wrote the post believes it’s a real doll in Asia, according to ParentDish–my hope is that it’s just a novelty toy for grownups, if it’s real at all. (It seems that some of the stuff on the internet is made up!) But for the opportunity to make fun of this product I’m more than happy to assume for now that it’s legit.