Porn Valley- Scott Lyons was on KSEX’s The Wanker Show Wednesday night talking about his split up with Brandi Lyons. Brandi Lyons is now seeing webmaster Kenny Knoll.

Lyons was on the show along with Nautica Thorn [pictured right] who is the contract girl for the AMA-renamed Pink Kitty Video. From his observations, Wankus said it looked like Lyons had finished his cereal and put a couple of extra pounds on.

“You shouldn’t be so skinny if you’re a big 420- fan,” Wankus mused. Lyons, who won a couple of AVN awards this year, said it was the shit he was living through and the shit finally hit the fan.

Lyons noted that one of his awards was for best group sex scene. Offering detail, Wankus said the scene included Lyons, Mickey G., Dale Dabone and he couldn’t remember the fourth person. Co-ho Tyler Faith yelled out Joey Ray.

“His face is always in the pillow- I didn’t know who it was!” Wankus roared. Lyons said it was for the movie Squealers by Jack the Zipper.

“This man ain’t just a director- he’s some kind of fuckin’ twisted visionary,” complimented Lyons. “He’s on a whole other level.” Wankus noted that Lyons was also in a movie that KSEX shot back in World War II titled KSEX 1: Sexual Frequency which just came out. Lyons wondered what happened to it. Wankus said there was a review of it on the KSEX home page, www.ksexradio.com

Lyons worked with a pre-tits Katie Morgan as well as Shayna Knight- “pre-baby fat,” Wankus laughed. All that being said, Wankus noted that Lyons does a weird thing with his toes- he curls them. “Like a little ballerina,” Wankus added. “It’s fuckin’ funny.” Lyons said he didn’t know why that is. Nonetheless, Lyons is now acquiring the name “curl toes” around KSEX.

Someone in the chatroom made a comment about Lyons being skinny, but that he had to have an enormous cock. Lyons said he’s making progress in the weight gaining dept., that he was up 14 pounds. Wankus asked what happened to Brandi since she wasn’t with him. Lyons said he and Brandi had always been together, never separate.

“We’ve been together for ten years,” observed Lyons who was frankly bewildered by Brandi’s current behavior.”I don’t understand a damn thing she’s done- because she won’t talk to me.” According to text messages Scott was receiving, Brandi told him she’d be back in five days.

“And all this crock of shit.”

Wankus told Scott he was rambling like a widower at a funeral and to haul his story in. Lyons said there wasn’t a falling out between the two of them, that Brandi was pissed off at the industry because she didn’t get to sign at the AEE show. By the same token, Wankus said she was pissed off during the KSEX DVD shoot because she wasn’t hired.

“Remember what I did?” asked Wankus. “I said call her right now- I have a role for her. I was going to make a role for her. Then she was really insulted, oh, he’s making a role for me. Like we couldn’t win.”

Referring to Knoll as “a jackass” Lyons said the webmaster was going to discover similar quirks if he hung around Brandi long enough. But, getting back to the story, Wankus wanted to be clear on the fact that Brandi Lyons was going to return to the business in five days after clearing her head over the AEE situation. Lyons said he and Brandi weren’t wearing their wedding bands because things were rocky but were approaching the matter as though they were dating for the first time. “It seemed like everything worked.”

Brandi put her wedding band back on, then Scott saw her off at the airport. While Brandi was standing in line at the airport she received a text message. She told Scott it was Aurora Snow.

“But it was a certain fellow who will suffer- I swear to God,” Scott vowed discovering that he had been “snooked for a good minute.” While she was gone, Lyons contacted Scott by text messages. On the third day she informed him that she wasn’t coming back.

“She calls me for the first time and says I’m not coming back- I had to deal with that.” Scott said he spent the next few days falling apart. “That was ten years, bro.” Although they were connected at the hip, Scott says perception was that he was controlling her.

“No. Brandi had me in place as a guard,” he said. “I’m getting everything that she warned me about. You don’t keep a hold on her, she’s gone. That’s just a fact.” According to Lyons, Kenny Knoll “that little fuckin’ Asian” is a friend of Aurora Snow’s.

“You got dumped by Kenny Knoll!!??” asked Wankus astonished. “You got to be kidding.” Faith them made a comment about Lyons being a nice southern boy dumped by a Nip. Wankus couldn’t believe the story.

Continuing with his tale of woe, Scott said he and Brandi met Snow at Adultcon because they had done a lot of stuff with her and Jay Ashley in the past.

“That’s where Kenny comes into the picture,” said Scott.

“It starts there- I had a bad feeling because he kept running back to me and Brandi. He acted like it was both of us but…” At another Adultcon in Vegas, Scott said it got worse.

“This is where he starts to pump up the volume a little bit.” After they got back in town, Scott says she got a message from Knoll telling her he couldn’t sleep because he couldn’t wait to see her the next day.

“Somebody explain this shit to me,” said Scott who called Knoll telling him that shit wasn’t going to happen and suggested there was a lot of things he was very skilled at doing to motherfuckers. Knoll told him to watch the threats.

“You’re misunderstanding me, brother- I ain’t threatening shit,” Lyons told him. “What’s your address? I’m in the car right now. I’ll be there.” Lyons said despite his size he can fuck people up and you have to be able to do that being his size. According to Lyons, Knoll swore up and down that he wouldn’t do that kind of shit because he lives with his grandmother and his dad.

“All this pathetic shit,” said Lyons. “This is pretty fuckin’ sad.” Lyons then talked about a supposed shoot last month in which Snow was on the phone most of the time caught up in some personal issues.

“Which gave Brandi and this clown time to bond,” Scott continued. “We were supposed to go home for Christmas to my family- but when it was time for my family she [Brandi] has to run off and go fuck somebody. There was no Aurora and no shoot that day. That motherfucker picked her up and they went off for an all-day date.”

Lyons said the way to handle Brandi is grab her by the hair and bang the shit out of her. Wankus suggested that maybe Knoll likes taking it in the ass with a strap-on, and Scott said Brandi was definitely into doing that.

Asked if he had any website that he still wanted to promote, Lyons said that was another way he knew Knoll was up to no good.

“The original plan for the website was to build it,” Scott continued. “Then was supposed to turn it over to me for updating and stuff like that- then when he put it online I knew I was fucked. You look at that website. You know us- there would have been a lot more me in that website. There’s no me.” For now Lyons said he just wanted to kick it with friends and fun people.