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The Look Who’s Talking award goes to Mary Carey.
The fine folks over at www.philly.com figured for a few laughs they’d ask has-been porn star and former candidate for governor of California, Mary Carey, her opinion about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s baby-mama-drama/marriage breakup.
She told them: “I think it proves that I would have been a more honest governor than he was. I have no love children and don’t plan on it.”
Her statement could be true, but would she have been a more sober governor?
This of course is the same broad that flunked out of Celebrity Rehab, drank more Vodka than a Russian dock worker, and popped Xanax like they were tic-tacs. Back in her day this lush would have made Kacey Jordan look like a teetotaler.
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The Einstein award goes to Dolly Buster.
In an interview, this genius says that she set up five new porn TV channels targeting Middle Easterners in Iran, Iraq, and Saudi Arabia.
“Every man on the planet needs sex, including in Arab countries,” the famously buxom 41-year-old Czech emigre responds when asked whether she doesn’t “fear a fatwa.”
It’s more likely to be ignored, of course, than to incur the wrath of religious types in a region saturated — Saudi Arabia and Iran especially — with satellite dishes.
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> Not So Fast with That Original Bin Laden Parody, Larry – Director Thomas Zupko cast male performer Valentino as Bin Laden, but you’d have to look deep into the bowels of a movie called Ass Clowns 3 to find the Bin Laden scene.
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> With the World Ending Saturday, Why Would Anyone in their Right Minds Support The .XXX URL? – Me, I’m subscribing to the Mayan calendar which gives us until December of next year to square up beefs with thy neighbor and make good with the IRS.
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> The Many Loves of Arnold – Including Analingus – “Come close, it’s very important.” As she drew nearer to his car to hear what he had to say, Schwarzenegger “grabbed and squeezed” her left breast.
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> Being Yanked From The Stern Show Finally Sets Jesse Jane Off – The fight occurred about two months ago but is now getting play, because, the suspicion is, Jones was on Howard Stern last week and lit up the Internet as a result.
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> Mercedes Ashley Fights the Porn WikiLeaks Dragon – Porn WikiLeaks has been spilling all kinds of personal info about porn performers, some of it real, some of it imaginary.
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> More On the Death of the Macho Man – Maybe It is the End of Times – “Ooooh Yeah! Snap into a Slim Jim.”
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> Escort Services File Lawsuit Over Utah Sex Solicitation Law – “is overbroad and is impermissibly vague”
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> You Have Until 6 PM to Read This Article… – This crackpot better get a better calculator.
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> Woman Charged With Hiding Pot In Her Honey Pot – Possession of contraband in a correctional facility is a Class D felony, which carries a maximum five years in prison and $7,500 fine.
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> Prostie-Filled Sex Party was Reward for German Insurance Salesmen – Those wearing white ribbons were reserved for “the very best salespeople and executives”, said one HMI employee.
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> Porn Star Sora Aoi Is Taking China by Storm – “Sora is so popular because she has really communicated with Chinese netizens,” says Hecaitou, an influential Chinese blogger.
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> Update: The Osama Bin Laden Porn Parody – “He was looking at porn, now porn is looking at him. See, it all comes full circle.”
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> Randy Macho Man Savage Killed in a Car Wreck – Damn you Verne Gagne!
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> LFP, New Sensations, Devil’s Film, Jules Jordan, Others Added to Video Teaser Technology Lawsuit – The action involves video-indexing processes that uses thumbnail images during DVD navigation. Oh, that.
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> New Adult Content Filter Spies on Your Work Porn Watching Habits –
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: With the World Ending, Why Would Anyone Support The .XXX URL? – “I doubt whether any of the girls or myself will be looking to buy .XXX domains,” Bartholet continues.
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> New Malware “Mac Defender” is Trojan Horse for Porn Websites –
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> Openly Gay LAPD Cop wins $1 million in Lawsuit – “We offered to settle this case for $100,000 and a transfer for Sgt. Crump to Hollywood Division. The department rejected that offer,” Smith said.
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> Jack Vegas Denies Porn Wiki Leaks Story – Vegas says he’s had issues with a certain male talent who’s apparently South’s “impeccable source”.
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> Creeps Let Off the Hook in Kindergarten Sex Club Case; Five Year Olds Given “Silly Pills” to Have Sex – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48664
> Janine Says She’s Suffering from Parental Alienation Syndrome and Will Write a Book About That – “Nobody should believe a word he says,” she tells us.
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> Reagan Daughter Patti Davis Poses Nude (Again) at 58 – The 58-year-old writer wants to celebrate having a body that she is finally proud of. Glad she thinks so.
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> Cops: Man Claims Child Porn Kept Him from Killing Wife and Kids – His bail was originally set at $250,000, but was increased to $1 million at a Wednesday hearing.
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> T’s & A (Tease And Ass) Dominate New Evil Angel Hard-Core Movies –
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> “Don’t rush to defensively register .xxx domains” – Trademark holders should wait for their full range of options to be revealed before panicking about high sunrise fees.
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> Bin Laden’s Porn vids hid Subliminal al-Qaeda messages? Liked Porn Chick Whitney Houston-types – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48654
> Update: Heather Graham “Porn” Script Co-written by Lorelei Lee –
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> He Used to Date Ginger Lynn: Actor Jeff Conaway in Coma After Overdose/Suicide Attempt – The 60-year-old actor appeared on Celebrity Rehab in 2008. Appears it didn’t work.
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating: The Many Loves of Arnold – Including Analingus –
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> Wannabe Porn Actor Sage Lewis Sentenced on Rape Charges – Jordan Paris will serve 9 to 20 years and Sage Lewis will serve 10.5 to 20 years for the assault…
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> At BluebirdFilms.com Dylan Ryder Interviews UK Boxer Tony Jeffries –
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> Five women say Virginia Beach restaurateur spanked them – Asked in court whether he denied the charges, Fitzsimmons said, “Absolutely.”
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> Madam Kristin Davis Says She Supplied Hookers to Dominique Strauss-Kahn – Once again she violates whore rule #1: she talked.
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> Annie Cruz Returning To Rock The Sexo Expo In Mexico –
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> FriendFinder Stock Tanks; Like Playboy, It Has a disappointing ad business – The lesson seems to be: if you want to make money in porn, go digital (or be a model).
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> Dolly Buster Woos Arabs and Iranians With five new porn TV channels – “Every man on the planet needs sex, including in Arab countries,” the famously buxom 41-year-old Czech emigre responds when asked whether she doesn’t “fear a fatwa.”
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> Prevent STDs like a porn star; CNN Talks to Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde – Talent Testing Service, which does STD screenings for adult performers, routinely tests for HIV, chlamydia, and gonorrhea, according to Sixto Pacheco, president and CEO of the service.
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> Mary Carey: Arnold’s Mistress is “Soooooooo Ugly” –
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> You Saw Her in Boogie Nights; Heather Graham in Another Movie About the Porn Industry – “Cherry” is scheduled to start production next month in San Francisco.
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> If Anyone Still Cares: Playboy Puts Entire Magazine Catalogue Online – “They no longer have to store 57 years — 682 issues — of Playboy under their mattress,” said Jimmy Jellinek, Playboy’s chief content officer.
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> IMF Chief Resigns Over Sex Assault Charges – In the letter, Strauss-Kahn denied the allegations but said he felt compelled to resign with “great sadness”…
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> Schwarzenegger’s Son with Housekeeper Born Days after Shriver Gave Birth – Schwarzenegger has provided support for the child since birth, one source told CNN.
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> Shark Alert! Hollywood Bimbo Claims Having Sex with Arnold When She Was 16: Hires Gloria Allred – The pair had sex that year, Gigi has claimed, but said she didn’t see him again until 1989.
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> Czech Republic Under Fire for Administering Peter Meter Homo Tests – “This is a pure medieval method and a huge violation of the individual’s right to privacy”
I wonder if Illinois’ governor would pass the test.
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> Google exec tees off on Orrin Hatch Internet Censorship bill – “If it’s a request, the answer is we wouldn’t do it. If it’s a discussion, we wouldn’t do it,” Schmidt added.
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> ‘Anchorman XXX’: Porn Parody Begins Principal Photography – Doesn’t that sound so big boy Hollywood? Come on, gang, it’s a porno.
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> Scott Fayner, Now Writing for The Phoenix, Interviews Larry Flynt –
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> Update: Case of The Videotaping Teach – School officials learned of the alleged trysts through conversations among students.
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: If you’re a fan of Corporal Agarn from F Troop, she’ll rock your world.
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> Why Don’t Men Like Schwarzenegger, John Edwards Use Condoms? –
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> Larry Flynt on Arnold Schwarzenegger scandal: Almost as bad as John Edwards debacle; See the Clip www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48621
> Wicked Pictures Shooting Through The Looking Glass –
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> Pornstar Takes Credit For Closure of Pornolab, the World’s Largest Adult Torrent Site – Don’t worry, five more are there to replace it.
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> Platinum Puzzy Takes Urban X Awards Triple Threat Nomination –
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> Adult Entertainers Form Adult Cares Alliance (ACA) To Raise Money For Favorite Charities – Read the hype: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48617
> Mike South: “Peter Housley Come Get Your Scumbag Award” – Next time South jumps on the bandwagon it would be nice if he named the bandwagon: Adult Cyber Mart.
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> Grooby Launches Do-It-Yourself Site for Paysites –
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> BangBros.com and Shake’s Using Deep Throat to Promote Exxxotica Kickoff –
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> One-Third of FriendFinder IPO Going Into the Pockets of Execs – Class action lawsuits will begin soon.
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> Capri Anderson Talks Charlie Sheen, Miami Dade College, and Bang Bus –
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> Christie Hefner joins Arizona wellness company – If you own stock in this company you may want to consider selling.
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> California lawmakers weigh anti-piracy bill to allow warrantless searches of CD and DVD makers – “It strikes me as very unusual, and it may be unconstitutional … when the harm is an economic problem and faced by a single industry,” he said.
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> Dude Looks Like A Lady – Steven Tyler: ‘I tried gay sex once, but didn’t dig it’ – “I’ve never had a relationship with a woman who really trusted me.”
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> Hot to Trot Teach Blows 16 Year Old and Career By Video Taping It – “McCutchan said she had sent many nude photos of herself to (the boy’s) phone”
Sean’s Hot Teach Fuck Scale: 6.5
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> Mother Of Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child Revealed – Arnold, what the hell? A swim suit model, sure…but this plow puller?
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> Are “Facials” Demeaning? Two Feminists Weigh in on Porn – The hookers I fucked didn’t seem to mind.
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> Playboy Poll: People Will Get Naked and Have Sex on Camera –
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> Update: Jimmy Flynt Has No Claim to Hustler Empire; 30 Days to Settle Remaining Claims – “testified that he worked as a ‘consultant’ for his brother and that he merely traveled around the country looking for locations and managing stores.”
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> Porn Chick Esperanza Gomez continues to live in Colombia – “Love is one thing. Sex something else. When I make movies I have sex for fun. With my partner, there is commitment, feeling,” Gomez said.
Oh, so her husband is a suitcase pimp.
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> Office manager for Miami Companions prostitution ring to be sentenced in June – She faces 15-21 months in prison for her role in the operation.
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> KERO News Director Defends Stripper Story that Led to Firing of Chief Meteorologist – In defending the piece, Karli pointed out that KERO’s news team covered it from multiple angles.
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> ‘Orgasm Inc.’ documentary explores the industry behind female sexual dysfunction –
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> Joslyn James Back in the Sunshine State This Weekend –
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> Update: Jesse Jane Attacked Bibi Jones on the set of The Fighter –
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> There May Not Have Been a Porn Stash, But the Adult Industry Predicted Bin Laden’s Demise – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=48595
> Bill Margold & Dian Hanson to Receive Erotic Awards 2011 Lifetime Achievement – Appears all his illustrious quotes finally got Bill an award.
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> Porn Industry Wants To See Bin Laden’s Porn Stash – Five bucks says he didn’t pay a dime for any of it.
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> Gail Dines: How the hardcore porn industry is ruining young men’s lives – Too bad nobody is making in money for it.
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> The Man Behind The Real Porn WikiLeaks Speaks –
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> Free Speech Coalition Sets Industry Meeting for May 26th – They are big on organizing meetings. Anything else? Not so hot.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Gets 60 Days For Giving Student Extra Credit in French Class – Cheryl Clark, 44, of Huntsville, had been found guilty last month on one count of sexual battery, a third-degree felony.
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> Schwarzenegger Fathered a Child with Longtime Member of Household Staff – “After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago,” Schwarzenegger said Monday.
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> Nicki Blue Tapped for Biographical Book –
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> Horror Porn Parodies from Hell: Ten Titilating Takes on the Genre; See the Clips –
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> Miko Lee wraps principal photography on ‘Forbitten Desires’ –
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> This Week: Lisa Ann Featuring at Four Philly-Area Clubs in Three Nights –
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> Luther Campbell runs for Miami-Dade mayor – “I’m a changed man!” Campbell says, laughing with three other male volunteers at his table.
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> Matt Dillon Joins Malin Akerman In Linda Lovelace Biopic ‘Inferno’; Shooting Starts July 17th – A venerable Hollywood list of who’s who of who cares.
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> Club Allure Seeks Trade of Locations in Zoning Swap – “We are trying to do a one-on-one trade,” Regensburger said. “Net zeros for new bars.”
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> Semi-attractive Teach Arrested in Sexting Scandal – Colleps is a first-year teacher of English and girls’ freshman basketball at Kennedale High School, according to her school bio page, which has since disappeared.
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> Update: Judge Denies Bail to I.M.F. Chief in Sexual Assault Case – “He sexually assaulted her and attempted to forcibly rape her,” and when that failed, he forced her to perform oral sex.
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> Dossier’s Andrej Pejic Cover Censored By Barnes & Noble, Borders –
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> Kink.com set to open SF’s Mission Armory for neighborhood events – “We want to resurrect this space as a place of assembly”
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> 31 Year-Old Novelist Plans to File Criminal Charges against IMF Head Dominique Strauss-Kahn – A political rival said Strauss-Kahn had engaged in a long-term pattern of sexual misconduct.
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> A Good Story is Worth Repeating – At Exxxotica Miami: The Adult Industry Has Just Been Sold Out – That’s all it was. Phony, pumped up rhetoric. Which makes me wonder now if it wasn’t all a professional wrestling skit with Diane Duke and the Free Speech Coalition in on the fix. I thought it was but I tried to think the better of it.
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> Update: Yvette Vickers found mummified, died of heart disease: coroner – The coroner’s office has not determined how long ago Vickers died.
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> “Down on the Farm”: Liberty Media Holdings sues unnamed BitTorrent users in Colorado – “Defendants here have engaged in anonymous online behavior, which will likely remain anonymous unless plaintiff is able to ascertain their identities,” Tafoya wrote.
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> Porn History 101: Bob Guccione Makes Himself a Target –
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> Britney Spears Lookalike Lorna Bliss Gets Porn Offer – She is loonier than hell. She’d be perfect for porn.
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