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Los Angeles- If you haven’t seen Hollywood Scat Amateurs #1-6 you’d be woefully unprepared for the test on plot line and character development.

Nevertheless the jury in the Ira Isaacs obscenity trial, which continues at least through Monday, sat itself down Thursday for the untold culinary treats of the sequel, Hollywood Scat Amateurs 7 and the lesser known Hollywood Scat Amateurs 10, both directed by Isaacs.

In #7 a brunette actress named April aka “toilet whore,” is seen giving oral pleasure to Isaacs followed by the presumed fact that she’s eating a plate full of shit.

We say presumed because AVN’s Mark Kernes had to go and ruin the suspension of disbelief by revealing that said shit was actually a delicious mixture of peanut butter and chocolate.

Add a fried banana, some grape jelly, and you have an Elvis sandwich, but Isaacs is being prosecuted for this movie.

Now that we know what it is, the fact that April has rubbed the stuff all over her face and body, even smearing some in her hair, has lost its, we presume, shock value.

The fact that she blows bubbles in the toilet water, smears some of the Elvis concoction on Isaac’s dick, licking it off; the fact that she’s got the substance coming out of her mouth while Isaacs is fucking her doggie style reduces the IMAX experience to a cheap porno old man-young girl video.

In the second half of the double feature [Hollywood Amateurs 10] April and another performer Michelle are treated to some verbal abuse from Isaacs before they exchange “shit” kisses and whatever else two women in crazy-love do.

Testimony also continued with FBI Special Agent James Myrick, as well as LAPD Lieutenant Kyle Lewison and computer forensics expert Matthew Lee Goward. Another witness was Marlayna Trickett who served as Isaacs’ secretary for about two years. We presume she’s no longer employed by Isaacs.

Myrick described the search of Isaac’s office on Wilshire Blvd. [Though not like the aggressive kind of raid on Max Hardcore’s house that produced a couple of bullet holes in a floor].

Myrick at the time interviewed Isaacs who, in a forthcoming manner, admitted he owned the companies that sold the films, that he bought, sold and searched out new movies to sell, that he made some of the movies himself, and that he’d been selling them online since 1999.

On cross examination it was revealed that Myrick had been a member of the Justice Department’s Obscenity Prosecution Task Force. Myrick’s job was to troll the Internet searching for possible obscene productions on the internet. Imagine. He’s getting paid for this.

It was also noted that Myrick in ordering Isaac’s movies employed the clever cover of “James Kirk” claiming he was a Trekkie.

It was computer forensics expert Goward who linked Isaacs’ computer files to both the sales of the videos and the webmastering of Isaacs’ various websites.

Marlayna Trickett, on the other hand, served as Isaacs’ secretary for about two years. She handled the office’s day-to-day activities of taking orders for the movies, duplicating them on the office’s VCRs or DVD recorders, and sending them out to customers.

Trickett also testified that a Bronx, NY return address on some of the packages of movies she sent to customers was in fact Isaacs’ boyhood address, though she had no knowledge whether someone actually lived there now.

[By the way, my old boyhood phone number was Garfield 5-1495 in case you want to give me money for Raven Alexis.]

For those who use movietickets.com and are inquiring about advance showings, Friday’s portion of the trial will feature Japanese Doggie 3 Way which answers the burning question asked for decades, what would have happened had Old Yeller not been shot?

In case you’re dying to know, and can’t wait for the Kernes’ explanation that these were CGI canines, Mako from Mako’s First Time Scat is licked all over her female body parts by two full sized dogs, one of whom Mako masturbates and gives a blowjob to.

The appreciative dog ejaculates in her mouth. In an award-inspiring threeway, Mako then proceeds to have vaginal sex with both of the animals, and for variety performs oral sex on one and takes it in her Japanese pagoda from the other.

Isaacs on Friday is also expected to take the stand. But because he failed to qualify as an “expert” under the most recent Daubert hearing [as most of us would], Isaacs will not be allowed to refer to any of the movies’ “artistic merits.” I beg to differ. If you turn the sound down, Isaac’s movies would have been up for a number Academy Awards this year.

Had I been Isaac’s attorney, though, I would have argued for the merits of the Gustave Flaubert hearing and called for a mistrial.