from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard had the guys bring in Kacey Jordan who was with Charlie Sheen the other night when he went to the hospital. She came in and asked about the bar they have in the studio.

She said she has a kidney infection right now so she’s on medication. She can’t drink. She said that she drinks just about every day. She started at 14. Kacey said that her mom was a wine-aholic and she used to raid their liquor cabinet. She said that they got rid of all of that and they just had wine so she would sneak in and drink that. Kacey said she would take one from the rack every night and just sit down and go on Myspace and drink wine.

Howard asked Kacey if she thinks that she had a fucked up childhood. She said that she was raised by her grandparents for a little bit so she didn’t have a fucked up childhood. She said her mom just turned 39 and she’s only had 8 guys in her whole life. Kacey said she’s had like a hundred. Howard asked Kacey about her childhood and how she was raised. She was raised a church girl.

Howard asked Kacey about being with Charlie Sheen that night. She said that she challenged Charlie to a drinking thing and she was told not to do that. She said she wasn’t drunk yet and she wanted to play catch up. She said that Charlie grabbed it and chugged it from her.

She said he was already wasted and he drank down that vodka really fast. Howard said it’s odd how he wants to get wasted instead of letting the porn star get wasted. Howard asked Kacey why she likes to get wasted and if it’s because she wants to forget what she’s doing for a living. She said that she just likes it. Kacey told Howard that she takes this medication that keeps her from throwing up. She said they give it to cancer patients usually. She said that she can drink a lot and not puke because of that. She said that’s why she was the last one at Charlie’s house.

Howard asked Kacey if she bangs ugly guys like him. She said she doesn’t think about the guy’s looks. She said she’s just working and it doesn’t matter how they look.

Howard said he saw a scene that Kacey did where she was pretending to be asleep and guys were touching her. She said that they’re tough to shoot because she wants to laugh while it’s going on. She said she has to pretend she’s sleeping in the scene while the guy is fucking her. Howard said he saw some of that and he liked it.

Gary asked Kacey about a tweet she had made on the night of the AVN awards about taking some pills. She was about to get to that but Howard interrupted and said that she’s hot in person. He said that she looked kind of wasted in some pictures he saw. Howard asked if she does anal. She said she just did her first scene in Jersey recently. Howard said he has a lot of questions for her.

Kacey told Howard about how she got a ton of money from a guy overseas. She said that the guy paid her like $30,000. Howard asked what kind of guy does that. She said that this guy keeps the house really cold because you’re not allowed to sweat on the guy. She said that she was kind of freaked out by the turbans that they wear constantly over there. She said that she was kept there for 8 days. She said that he owned the hotel and he owned the airline that she flew on. Kacey said that it was very nice over there and she stayed in this hotel that’s the only 7 star hotel in the world. She said that’s all she knows about it. She didn’t remember the name of it.

Kacey told Howard that they had a lot of girls over there and they were staying in rooms together. She said there were 3-4 girls per room. She said one of the girls was really cunty. She said that she hooked up with one of the girls even though she’s straight. She said she got drunk and this girl ate her out and everything.

Howard asked about this guy that flew her over there and if she met him the first day. She said they didn’t meet him for like 3 days. She said they’re on call over there so they had to be home by 8 every night. She said the girls would drink and just hang out while they waited for this guy. Howard asked if they were all naked walking around. She said that they were. She said they were taking pictures and they were just naked all the time. Kacey said that she keeps her legs wide open when she’s on the couch too and she doesn’t care.

Howard checked out what Kacey was wearing. She said that she got all bundled up for the weather. She said she’s not sure how they can stand the weather there. Howard said they’re not handling it very well.

Howard asked about this prince guy she was with and if he had a big dick and things like that. She said he did have a big one. He’s really aggressive in bed too. Kacey said this guy has a secret house and he’s obsessed with America. She said that the has MTV on and he makes them take tests and do crosswords in English so he can prove he’s better at it than they are.

Kacey said that the guy made them play games and he had a machine from a casino and he’d make them take these tests that were like IQ tests.

Howard said the thing that was driving him nuts was that Charlie Sheen was watching porno for 2 hours with this chick. Howard asked if he was making out with her or anything. She said he wasn’t. They were just partying. Howard said that makes no sense to him. He said he would be fucking this chick and not watching porno. He said he’d just want to put his penis in her.

Kacey told Howard she worked at the Bunny Ranch like 2 years ago. She said that she made some good money there. Howard asked how she fucks these guys when she’s not even attracted to them. She said she has to use lube. Howard asked if she had to lube up for Charlie. She said that he just went down on her to get her going. Howard asked if he fucked her. She said he did and she was amazed that he could get it up being as wasted as he was.

Howard asked how big his dick was. She said it was average. She said that he was like 6 inches and average. She said that he finished too which surprised her. She said that he went and grabbed a condom too. Howard said that could be a huge pay day if he knocked her up.

Howard said that Kacey was dating Kevin Federline. She said she never dated him, she just fucked him. She said that she lived in the same building as he did and his friend introduced them. Howard read that she was watching Kevin and Britney Spears’ kids. Then Charlie asked her to watch his kids. Howard said the last thing he’d think is baby sitter with this chick.

Kacey said that she didn’t care about Federline. She loved his kids though. She said she loves Britney Spears too. She said that she actually got to baby sit the kids because Kevin was inside on the phone the whole time that they were outside. She was very responsible with the kids while they were swimming. Kacey said she was kind of taking care of the younger one. She said that they had really bad bottle rot. They’ve been drinking too many bottles.

Howard asked when Federline fucked her. She said they got hammered drinking Jack Daniels while the kids were in bed. She said that he had the baby monitor outside while they were getting drunk. Kacey said they went into the kid’s play room and that’s where they did it. She said that they didn’t even go into his bedroom. She said they were doing that and then the baby monitor went off. He said he was finished and when he pulled out he said that he didn’t know where the condom was. She said she’s not on birth control because it makes her crazy.

Kacey said she didn’t get her period for 3 weeks and then 2 weeks later she thinks she had a miscarriage. She said that she usually does her abortions in Oregon.

She said she’s had 3 so far. Howard asked if she’s had any famous abortions. She said that one was with a kid in school and then a Sugar Daddy’s kid. Howard asked why she does it in Oregon. She said they put her to sleep and treat her very well there. She said that the third abortion was with some random guy at the Playboy mansion. She said she woke up next to the guy and couldn’t believe she had done the guy. She had a hangover and asked the guy to fuck her a couple more times to get through the hangover. She said it would go away after that.

Howard asked about the prince guy again and what went on there. Kacey told Howard about how aggressive the guy was and how he was fucking her throat and things like that. She said that there was noting romantic about it. Howard asked if she has to moan like she’s into it. She said she was gagging when she had him in her throat. She said she did the best she could with the guy. She said she actually came with that guy. She said that he was really aggressive and he would hold her down on the bed and put her in a head lock. He would do that with every girl too. He didn’t use condoms either.

Howard said it’s weird that they don’t use condoms with these girls. Kacey said she should have used one because he’s with so many girls. Kacey said it’s the alcohol. She said that’s what does it to her.

Howard asked Kacey if she’s making good money. She said she is but she’s spending it too. She said that she blew a lot of it in Las Vegas. She said she blew that whole 30 grand from the Dubai guy. She said that she only fucked him that one time too. She said that she got every spa treatment she could when she had that money.

Howard asked Kacey if she’s ever fucked a guy at a spa. She said that one guy was massaging her and he was going up around her butt and she thought the guy was hot so she wanted him to do something. She said she would kind of scoot down on purpose to see if the guy would do anything. She said he was very professional and apologized for touching her there. She said she told him it was okay but he stayed very professional.

Howard asked what kind of money she has. She said she probably has about $100,000 or so. She said she’s made over a million in her career but that’s what she has now. Howard asked if she’s a happy person. She said that she is usually but if she drinks on a few day binge she might try to kill herself. She said she did take a bunch of Xanax once. Gary said she tweeted that she was killing herself one night. She said that she had enough that one night and she had run out of her money from Dubai. Howard asked Kacey how old she is. She’s 22 now.

Howard asked Kacey about her night with Charlie Sheen. She said that she has anxiety and she had to take her Xanax the whole night because he was blowing coke smoke in her mouth and stuff like that. Howard said she must have been excited to be going to Charlie’s house that night. She said that Charlie’s enablers will do anything he says and they got her to come over. She said that Charlie wanted her a year ago but he didn’t get her until now. Kacey said she remembered speaking to Charlie a year ago but he went into rehab like 3 days later and then got married and had kids again. She said that she got a call from him on Monday and she figured she’d dress really slutty for him. She said she picked out an outfit and went over.

Kacey told Howard that Charlie saw her and wanted to tell her that he knew all of her scenes and wanted to give her a play by play of one to prove it. Howard wondered how he remembers lines being so fucked up. Howard said he’s like Superman. Kacey said that he was all drunk and he had wine stains all over him and things like that. She said he was a mess. Kacey said that the other girls started to leave because Charlie stopped paying attention to them. She said that it was Charlie and one other guy. She said that he was his real estate agent.

Howard asked about the story she told about the guy bringing over the coke in a satchel. She said that the guy brought over these huge things of coke. She said that Charlie is going to continue to use this stuff over and over. She said that they went to watch porn in his theater. She said that he put on some porn and they watched it for like 2 hours. She said that he loves porn and alcohol. Howard said he can only last about 5 minutes watching porn. Kacey said she fell asleep so Charlie woke her up with some coke smoke in her face. Howard said he’s not sure why these people can’t take a nap and continue partying later instead of staying up all night.

Kacey told Howard about how she asked for a Bentley when Charlie asked her what she wanted from him. She said that he was offering her anything she wanted to come and live at this mansion he’s going to have. She aid that it was going to be like a Playboy mansion. Howard said he’s like a 13 year old boy with money. Kacey said that he signed the lease for this house the night she was there. Howard said that’s some plan he has. Kacey said that she’s not sure if he’s going to go through with it but she was down for it. She said she didn’t know he smoked coke like he does.

Howard asked if she thinks Charlie is out of control. She said yes to that. She said she has never seen anything like this before. She said it was more than you’d even see in a movie. She said that he was really out of control and it was just too much for her. She said no one could beat Charlie at what he does. She said she did have fun with him. She said that his teeth are mostly gold. She said that he must have veneers on them for TV. Howard asked if he looks good. She said that he looks odd with the gold teeth. She aid that he must have something that he puts on them when he’s doing the TV show.

Howard asked when he finally fucked her. She said that it was when she told him that she had to get going. She said that he was very passionate and everything but she was surprised since he was so high. She said that she was already naked in the bathroom doing drugs. Howard asked about the other girls not getting into the tub with him but she didn’t remember that. She said they did shower with him. She said that they went to the bedroom after that and he was hitting his pipe while she drank. She said she blew him. She said he also went down on her.

Kacey said she has a ”fat pussy” so Howard asked what that is. She said it’s puffy. Howard wanted to see it. Howard said she’s tiny. She said she’s only 95 pounds. She said that she’s not quite as light as Little Lupe. Fred threw in some audio of Lupe while she showed Howard her pussy. Howard said it’s a nice vagine. He said that she’s got some body on her. He said she’s got a flat stomach. He asked if she eats anything. She said she loves steak and she doesn’t have to work out to look like that. She said her hangovers keep her from eating. She said she can eat anything she wants to.

Howard asked about doing a threesome with Little Lupe. She said that Lupe is the best. She said that they’ve gone down on each other before. She said she did it for Lupe’s web site. She had Evan do her for her web site too.

Kacey said that she had done a scene with a guy before she went over to Charlie’s so he kind of got sloppy seconds when he went down on her. She said that she was able to get Charlie hard in about 5 minutes. She said that she got the condom on him and then he started fucking her. He was done in a short time and that was it. Howard said she’s something else and some girl. Robin asked what she’s been doing since then. She said that she got a $30,000 check from him. She said that he was supposed to give her $5,000 but he gave her 30 instead.

She said that he made it out to cash too. She said she went right to the bank and cashed it. She said they didn’t have the money at the bank. She said she still has some of the cash on her. She said she has 8 on her and they have to pay her the rest. Howard asked how much that was for. She said that they owe her 22,000. Howard said this is some story. Howard said Charlie may not want to see her again since she’s got such loose lips. Howard said he likes her honesty. She said that she thinks that her sister told the press about all of this. She said that no one else knew and her sister was joking about it.

Howard asked if her sister is as hot as her. She said that she has a different father but she is hot. She said she’s kind of Kardashian like.

Howard said that Kacey is on PornHub.com. He gave her some plugs for that and asked who else she’s been with. She was with Tommy Lee too. She said that he’s huge and his penis is pierced.

Howard took some phone calls for Kacey and she told one guy that Charlie would take a chunk of coke off and smoke it every 5 minutes. He was smoking weed at the same time too. Howard said he must want to die. Howard said the guy must want to die if he’s doing all of this. The caller sounded shocked that Charlie was smoking the coke straight up.

The caller asked if Charlie tossed her salad. She said he didn’t but she’s had other guys do it. She said that she’s done it to guys too but she wouldn’t say who it was. She said that some guys are hairy down there and that’s why they get skid marks on the bed. She said the last guy she dated had skid marks in the sheets. She said she took the guy to get his asshole waxed and it was the most painful thing for him. She said she was laughing her ass off. Howard said she’s seen it all.

The caller asked if Charlie did anything like throw up on her. She said he didn’t do that but he does like feet. She said that he was playing with her feet and sucking her toes. She said that doesn’t do anything for her. She said that she just continued drinking. Howard said she must want to go back to get another 30 grand from him. She said that she would like that.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked Kacey if she wanted to come over and watch some porn and do some coke. She was on her way out of there so she couldn’t do that.

Howard asked if she ever did ass to mouth. She said she did it once. She said that it was for a porno. She said it was in some other girl’s ass and the guy spit on it first and then she wiped it down and put it in her mouth.

Howard took a call from Jeff the Drunk who asked if she’s a cum guzzler. She said she loves cum and she always over salts her food and she thinks that it’s actually cum withdrawals.

Another caller asked Kacey if she likes to be spanked and if she was spanked as a child. She said she got the belt from her dad. She said that he would pull her pants down and spank her. Howard said that’s kind of weird. She said it was nothing like that and it was just a spanking. Howard asked if her parents are upset about this whole Charlie Sheen thing. She said they’re not shocked at all. She said that her parents are trying to be cool with her and they’re not too upset about it.

Another caller asked if she’s been spit roasted. That’s when she gets fucked in the mouth and the ass at the same time. She said she has never done that. She said she just started doing anal so she may do that eventually. Howard told her to be careful back there with her ass.

Another caller asked Kacey if she’s afraid that other guys won’t want to be with her now that she’s come out like this. She said she doesn’t usually kiss and tell. She said that no one would have known about this if Charlie didn’t O.D. She said she had already left and she had to get out of there or she would have been in the hospital too. She said he was still going when she left.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked if she would ride the Sybian. She said she has been on one before. Howard asked if she wanted to get on it. She said she would but she pissed blood this morning. She said she has done it before though. She said she has a kidney infection so it would hurt her to ride it today.

Howard told Kacey that if she’s pissing blood she should take the next few days off from drinking. She said she took the medication his morning so she’ll be fine. Gary told her that she doesn’t have to do any insertion with the Sybian. He said that it would just vibrate her. Howard said that her vagina is broken. Gary asked if she would do it if she had a paying job to ride it. She said she would. Howard told Gary to give her a break. She said she’d have to drink before doing the scene to numb the cooch. Howard thanked her for showing that fat pussy earlier. She said she wouldn’t bleed if she rode it but it would be painful.

Howard thanked Kacey for coming in and gave her some plugs for that PornHub.com thing. Howard asked how people can get in touch with her to get her to baby sit. She said that they can contact her through Twitter.

Howard took some more calls and one guy asked if she would be into JD. Howard said he’s not sure. He had JD come in to talk to her. Howard said she’s never heard anyone speak like JD before. JD said he knows she’s not into him. She asked how much money he had. JD said ”Exactly…” Howard asked if she could see his magnetism. She said that she’s sure they could work something out though. Howard said that JD is that prince’s retarded son. He also told her that JD has a check for 30 grand but that’s his yearly salary.

Howard thanked Kacey for coming in and told her to come back when her kidney is healed up. He said she can ride the Sybian then. Howard had to go to break after that.