> posted on www.justjennajameson.com:Jun-14-2005: “I am now safely home from my Erotica LA weekend. It seemed very rushed and came upon me quickly since I have been so preoccupied with other things. Thank god I have people like Linda and my super Husband, Jay! They took the edge off all the hard work that went into bangin the doors off the convention! We rolled in there, and kicked ass! It was the first signing convention for Sophia, and she didresllly well handling the spotlight, and of course all the other girls shined like the super stars they are. Even though most of them were sick, including me! The first day was nice, my line was big, but not out of control, so I told myself… this may be easier than I thought! By the time Saturday rolled around, I was super confident I wasn’t going to have carpel tunnel.
I was wrong!!!!!!!!!! My line was about five people wide and stretched to the back of the whole convention! I was a little worried but incredibly proud that everyone came out to show support. So, a big thanks to all of you for showing so much love! I got to see quite a few of my friends, which I hardly ever get to see. belladonna came over to the booth andI gave her a big kiss, she looked amazing! Teagan came to see me also, and I asked her if she really was prego, and she said yes! Four month along, and she wasn’t even showing. She looked so happy and healthy… I am elated for her, and wish her nothing but pure happiness. She deserves it all!
All in all it was a grand time… Hope to see you there next year! 🙂
> Jimmy D writes about an incident in which a certain someone from America’s beloved trade magazine exerts their privileged authority. But this is only one reported incident of petulance.
Jimmy D writes on his website: “Damn! I always miss the good stuff!
A couple of articles ago, I reported on the reality TV show, “Missionary Positions,” that I participated in last weekend. In that report, I noted AVN’s lack of enthusiasm for VH1’s production presence, What I didn’t mention was that, while I was there being a pampered cast member, I personally witnessed AVN’s girl–whatever her name is–overstepping her authority (at the convention center) when she tried to exert some sort of priviledged control while the crew was shooting OUTSIDE the show floor.
But I kept my mouth shut both while it happened and again when I wrote my little web report.
After all, I was just a paid character in this thing. It was neither my job to tell her (nicely, of course) to go fuck herself and, later on, I figured I’d just blow that little episode off.
But man ‘o man! This chic has definite control issues! Maybe she’s a gay Master Dom or something? They have those at AVN ya know.
Anyway, she sure seemed to love exerting some kind of imaginary control over the VH1 crew and execs. Maybe some VH1 employee jilted her at some time in her life? Maybe it has something to do with one of her *other* clients whom I was told about. A client, I’m hearing, who is about as far from porn as one can get. But whatever it was, it wasn’t a pretty sight.
But today, I found out I missed out on the best of her unprofessional antics: On Sunday, at the close of EroticaLA show, this chic went totally off!
Like I said in the subject line, I think they should Crickett the bitch.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
From what I’ve been told by a witness to the incident, the VH1 crew had the AUDACITY to be at the booth they, basically, paid for–make that two booths they basically paid for–with some cameras and shooting some wrap-up footage. This included an appearance by one of porn’s most famous studs of all time, the Hedgehog himself, Mr. Ron Jeremy. Suddenly, soon after Ronnie’s departure, this AVN stormtrooper–I’ll call her Ilsa, She-Wolf of AVN–anyway, Ilsa arrives with a contingent of SS Rent-a-Cops and begins screaming… SCREAMING AND SCREECHING… at the VH1 show’s Production Manager and others.
And guess what? Ilsa used very naughty language!
And guess what else? The EroticaLA show was already over.
But here’s the best part for you to still guess what else about: The VH1 crew TAPED Ilsa’s 4-letter-word, screaming, threatening, completely unprofessional performance on video tape!
Like I said: I think they should Crickett the bitch. And while all of you might not know what I mean when I say that, I’m guessing a certain contingent of you who read this shit-of-mine might figure out what I mean by that.
Yep.
I’d Crickett the bitch!
(Please note my sincerest apologies to my friend, Crickett, for using her name in vain, reminding her of an unpleasant and distasteful experience in her life, and for using her name as–what should actually be–a very unlikely verb in the context of this report.)
> I’m told that former AVN staffer Eleanor Thompson who went on to edit Buttman magazine has left the business. Thompson apparently met someone at a family reunion and she’s now married to the guy and living in Tennessee
> There’s an intriguing Mary Carey thread running on ADT and the following post started it. Claudio writes on www.adultdvdtalk.com:
“Since Mary Carey (Mark Kulkis) announced her plan to run for governor I’ve watched and read (sparingly) the different news stories featuring Mary Carey.
This is exactly what’s wrong with the porn industry. Mary Carey has annointed herself as the spokesperson for your industry, yet she’s a complete and utter embarassment to herself and anyone else in the profession. Every time she makes a public appearance or comment she gives the mainstream media and audiences reason to laugh at your industry and for politicos to scorn you.
I’m all for a company promoting themselves and their product, but the manner in which Kick Ass promotes itself by placing Carey on a pedastal where her every word is deemed as being a reflection on our entire industry, it’s going way too far.
Here’s the problem. And please note I have never been in the business of criticizing or “insulting” talent, because like most other fans I just love porn, but since Carey holds herself in such high regard and makes a public spectacle of herself, she has earned this type of commentary……
Mary Carey is not representative of the porn industry, if anything she represnts the LOW end of the industry.
– She is not attractive, would never make anyone’s A list of talent… she is not even B talent, she is a C girl.
– If you were to do a list of the “hottest” pornstars in the business (not based on stupid, shameless publicity stunts) Mary would not be in the top 100.
– Her sex scenes are not only boring, but I truly believe she’s part of the reason for the doing away of VHS…. takes too long to FF through her scene on a VHS tape, whereas you can simply hit SKIP on a DVD.
– Her smile!! When she smiles and opens up that mouth, it would literally stop Big Ben in his tracks…. yes, her face/smile could/would/does stop a clock.
– Her body. In a word – Grotesque. She belongs in a “Plumpers” movie from Filmco, that’s it.
– Her boobs. “They’re 100% real”, that’s her stance. Sure, and Arnold never took ‘roids.
– She is as stupid as a boiled egg. Many people might see her act as just that, “an act”. But I have personally spoken to this woman at a show and watched her interact with Kulkis and she really is as stupid as a piece of cardboard.
If you want someone to represent this industry….. there are HUNDREDS of girls that would be far more representative than Mary.
Jenna Jameson, Keri Sable, Lauren Phoenix, Jenna Haze, ANY of the ClubJenna girls, Jesse Jane, Janine, Jeneveve Jolie, Dani Woodward, Justine Joli, Teagan, Stormy, Devinn Lane, Tera Patrick, Monique Alexander, Lexie Marie………. those are just a FEW. Mary Carey isn’t in those girls league, she’s not even in the minors.
This is just a BRILLIANT ploy on the part of Kick Ass owner Mark Kulkis to draw attention to his company and his product. By putting a woman with rocks in her head in the public eye for the world to laugh at. Mary, they’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing AT YOU.
It’s sad that she represents the industry, that she is the FACE of the adult industry…. because you guys really have some beautiful, classy women, many with intelligence (didn’t I read where Asia Carrera has a genius IQ, plus she’s HOT). But instead of putting a hot babe out front, a below average looking idiot takes the spotlight.