The Grand Vizier calls me from a payphone just outside of Barstow where he claims to have seen bats hovering over a sleek red convertible.

“The industry did it to themselves!!!!!!!!!,” The Vizier is practically yelling at me.

“If anyone is to blame, it’s www.videobox.com and www.videosz.com,” he says. “And where do they get their content from? From brokers who represent the same studios who now CRY about slumping DVD and web sales!!!”

The Vizier told me to check out the following links:

www.porno90210.com/talents3.htm – $75 a scene gives you DVD rights and internet

www.straight.worldwidecontent.com/index.html?& – For $300 you can put FULL dvd’s on websites for monthly memberships

www.thecontentstore.com/store/movies.html – For $279 you can put FULL dvd’s on websites for monthly memberships

I wanted to know more but The Vizier hung up. He was acting weird.