WORLD WIDE WEB – The following is a list of popular searches for 2003 on www.yahoo.com:
1. KaZaa, 2. Harry Potter, 3. American Idol, 4. Britney Spears, 5. 50 Cent, 6. Eminem, 7. WWE, 8. Paris Hilton, 9. NASCAR, 10. Christina Aguilera
For some reason, Yahoo didn’t list the Top Porn Searches, but AdultFYI.com will provide you with them now. This isn’t a search engine stat mind you, this was just a “search” in general. The most often things searched for Porn in 2003 are as follows:
10. Ryan and Summer Sweet – Where are they? I thought the call time was 10am. Oh well, I’m sure they’ll turn up in a few days.
9. Bubba – Tim and Felicia Fox’s dog who was finally found with nearly the entire porn world on the hunt.
8. Gene Ross’ toupee – That damn thing’s been gone for quite some time, although a recent run in with a ferret at Ginger Lynn’s house brought back scary memories.
7. Discount Diapers – Dave Cummings, Bob Friedland and Ed Powers were rumored to be in a bidding war with each other at the Depenz Wholesale Center.
6. Correct Chopstick Count – Skeeter and Bridgette Kerkove argued over how many chopsticks actually went in her ass, AdultFYI counted them but were told the numbers are still inaccurate.
5. Alexandra Quinn’s Green Card – We thought for sure someone would marry this girl to keep her in the country. Since no one has seen her, we’re guessing she’s gone, aye?
4. Clients Who Remain with Porno Steve – Porners searched and searched but were unable to come up with any clients who remained with Steve’s management company. [Although having one Sunset Thomas, certainly equals about ten other talents]
3. Devon on her own Radio Show – Jesse Jane did a great job covering for the M.I.A. Devon but fans were left wondering, ‘where is she?’
2. Kendra Jade’s Actual Escort Rate – The numbers kept changing and Duke Floored seemed obsessed at times with trying to find an actual quote that would be honored.
…and the #1 thing porn searched for in 2003…
1. The Fans Who Actually Spoke About Nick Manning – Are there transcripts or signed legers? Porners everywhere would like to meet these supportive blokes. If they don’t exist, I’m taking my Manning head-shot off my bedroom wall.
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The above list, of course, is unscientific and meant for humor purposes only. Had we published a real list of top porn searches, we would’ve included Dale Debone’s Humble Attitude and Women Jason Sechrest are Attracted To.
Special thanks to Mike South and Tim Case for their twisted thoughts as we put this list together. If you would like to read the REAL list of Top 10 Searches on Yahoo, click here.
We apologize to anyone mentioned that was offended by this list, not because we included you but because you’re so sensitive and can’t take a joke!