Porn Valley- The previously unbeaten Philadelphia Eagles proved several Joe Theismanisms in their 27-3 blowout at the hands of the Pittsburgh Steelers: If you don’t make the 3rd down conversions, you don’t get the first downs; you got to beat the good teams; and if you give up too many points, it can come back to haunt you. The Eagles were guilty as charged.

And because a few other games were as gruesome in their outcome [who would have figured Oakland over Carolina at Carolina?], pickings this week in the Adultfyi football pool were slim indeed. By virtue of being the lone dissenter to go with Tampa Bay over Kansas City, I tie with Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com with an 8-5 record. Shamefully, I went with Philadelphia even though I knew- I KNEW Pittsburgh was a shoe-in.

Here’s how the standings look. The Fatman, Harry Weiss, now holds a very slim lead. With a 7-6 Sunday, Harry remains in first by a game with an 85-44 record.

Chris R stays in second at 84-45 and could move back into first depending on the outcome of tonight’s Minnesota-Indianapolis game. Chris has Minnesota and Harry has Indianapolis. Meanwhile, I’m tied for third along with Shannon from www.adultdvdempire.com with an 80-49 record.

Sean from www.pornlegends.com has a 76-53 record and fourth place all to himself. Porno Steve at 75-54 is in fifth place while Wankus at 74-55 remains in sixth. Sports Swami comes in with a 72-57 record and seventh place and Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com, is 70-59. Finally, Billy The Crystal, the arbiter of the spirit world, had another crappy weekend and sports a 66-63 record.