You might call it an episode of Married with Jury Excuses. But actress Christina Applegate has somehow found herself in the jury pool for the Robert Blake murder trial an Applegate is not amused and has argued hardship to get out of it. Coincidentally, Harry Shearer of “The Simpsons” had been in the same pool and has already been given a bye, claiming that he’d be sued for breach of contract if he couldn’t lend his voice… nydailynews.com/news/l

You might call it an episode of The Old and Not So Curious but the divorce case between Liza Minnelli and David Gest promises to get real nasty. Gest is claiming that Minnelli has hidden a medical condition, the attempts of which to conceal is a class B misdemeanor. Gest’s attorney Raoul Felder wouldn’t be specific but it now makes you wonder what cooties are crawling up Minnelli’s asshole… www.nydailynews.com/

Toupee or not toupee. That is the question. Howard Stern had mogul Donald Trump on as a guest yesterday and claims he’s received more negative comments about that interview than anyone he’s had in recent memory, with most people asking if Trump is wearing a piece. Stern, who’s generally obsessed on such subjects, back pedaled on the question claiming he doesn’t know, but from what he’s told is that a hairdresser assists Trump every morning in some elaborate comb over-hairspray ritual.