Porn Valley- Eli Manning may have lost his pro football debut yesterday at the Meadowlands but, in the process, registered a very bizarre statistic. Meanwhile, Adultfyi’ers had their best cumulative week so far this NFL season.

Regarding Manning, ponder this one: His father Archie, his brother Peyton and himself have all thrown six yard passes for their first career touchdowns. How weird is that? 6-6-6. Eli Manning is the freakin’ anti-Christ.

And our version of the anti-Christ is Harry Weiss who continues his death grip on first place in the office pool. Harry went 11-4 and now has an 108-51 overall season record.

Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com picks up a game on Harry and moves back in undisputed possession of second with an 103-56 mark. Chris R went 12-3 over the weekend. But because Harry and Chris both have New England tonight, there will be no significant ground gained by Chris.

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com lost ground even with a great 11-4 tally. Shannon’s season record is 102-57.

Eli by losing kicked me in the balls but I still came out pretty good overall with a 12-3 weekend. I land in fourth with a 99-60 record.

Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com was also on fire going 12-3. Sean is in fifth place with a 97-62 record.

Don’t look now but Sports Swami is sneaking up in the standings. By going 12-3, Swami now has taken over sixth place with a 93-66 mark.

Wankus, www.ksexradio.com and Porno Steve continue their jockeying. But now it’s for the seventh position. Porno Steve had an 8-7 weekend and Wankus picked up a game on him by going 9-6. Both have a season record of 92-67.

Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com saw a 9-6 weekend and has an 88-71 overall record while Billy the Crystal, the arbiter of the spirit world, had one of his better weekends at 9-6. Billy’s season record is 83-76.

And don’t forget. Besides Monday night’s game, pitting New England and Kansas City, there’s the bonus games this week- the Thanksgiving Day matchup between the Bears and the Cowboys; and the Colts-Lions.