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Roxetta phone tape details alleged Mickey G. murder attempt: "He is very much capable of murder"

but Mickey G's number wasn't on it

..or be caught in a sexually compromising position with one

fuckin' cocksucker

"nude" calendar appearance amounts to soft-core porn

CBS will show it on Sept. 10 from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. EDT, profanity intact

sexually explicit film shown at Cannes without permision

for a lingerie firm's website