the Lord makes it work in mysterious ways

$500,000 to shut up so no one will know

will that shrimp in your freezer hold out for another 42 years?

okay, we never heard of her, either; but she had nice tits

..."Pastor Ted" resigns after allegations he paid a man for sex; was going to start a ministry in porn

husband was beaten up she alleges; one partner had him in a headlock

"If Craig Gross [of the XXX Church] wants to find girls in porn and bring them to Jesus, fine"

charged with unarmed burglary; assault with a dead weapon

replaces Michelle Freridge