Somewhere in the howling Halloween winds of Box Canyon, the head of, not Alfredo Garcia, but Roy Garcia laughs. And laughs loudly because we all know about those who have the last laugh.
Wankus on Wednesday night reported that KSEX porn jock Chef Jeff and his girlfriend Sassy had split up with her moving out of the house Tuesday night and sticking Jeff with a bunch of bills.

Something which I had suspected because I saw Jeff drinking brewskis alone at Sardos Tuesday night without the benefit of a Chihuahua on his lap. And we’re not talking about the beer label, either.

In recent weeks, Jeff was gradually being turned into an Xavier Cougat [a chihuahua toting Latino band leader from way back when] by Sassy, a former Roy Garcia girl. And that was a whole Internet drama in of itself when Sassy left Garcia to live with Jeff. Then, of course, there was the drama involving Sassy’s girlfriend Carmen wherein Jeff tried setting her up with work thus raising the temperature in Garcia’s hot pepper jar even higher.

[I should know because I took some late night phone calls on this subject.]

Knowing porn, Sassy’s with her Chihuahua, probably back shooting POV’s with Peter Romero [Garcia’s screen alias] while Jeff, without the Chihuahua, attempts to reclaim his life by dropping any band leader traits he may have acquired along the way.

Wankus said Sassy cleared out the house while Jeff was at karaoke and was afraid he might have to fire Jeff because that was becoming the only content of his shows- his Sassy stories. “I don’t know what he’s going to have left to talk about,” said Wankus. “And I’ll stick him with the October bills for KSEX.”

Wankus said Jeff was being a super nice guy [translation: sap] by allowing Sassy [who’s from Chicago] to come out here to live with him. “Here’s a girl who lived in the middle of nowhere and she wanted to be a porn star. Just being a slut doesn’t qualify you to be a porn star. She was a nice girl and everything but she moves across the country to be a porn star. If that doesn’t scream sucker. Right then and there you should know.”

Wankus hoped that Jeff learned his lesson but predicted new drama involving Jeff and Gia Jordan. “He was all over her at karaoke. She’s kinky and freaky.”