Porn Valley- Well, my, my, my. It seems that Skeeter Kerkove didn’t kill his first wife after all. And if you’re keeping score, that’s one more Bridgette Kerkove allegation that’s just been debunked. If there’s a three strike rule for filing felonious police reports, then Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove is seriously close to retiring the side for Team Bridgette.

That’s because authorities today uncovered the whereabouts of Shalaura Lee Hartwell, www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10473, the mother of Skeeter’s oldest son. Hartwell is currently residing in Ceritos and not in some compost heap, the alleged victim of foul play which is the story that Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove gave to the Los Angeles Police Dept. detectives.

Besides making the murder accusations as well to the Department of Children Family Services, DCFS which included them in their official report on mere hearsay, Metro contract director Kerkove also stated that Skeeter had lots of money engendered from illegal activities in order to buy people off and make things go away.

Regarding the Hartwell investigation, Skeeter Kerkove was given the good news Thursday by authorities but is now facing a rash of new allegations from Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove who insists that Skeeter had roughed her up as recently as this past April and broke her nose. Metro contract director Kerkove made those charges just last Friday with the DCFS.

Two years ago, Metro contract director Kerkove also filed a similar report with the Devonshire police that Skeeter had beaten her up. However, authorities were able to determine that Metro contract director Kerkove had received plastic surgery from Dr. Randall Higbee Hayworth in Beverly Hills that same day. And it was later that Metro contract director Kerkove admitted to a police officer in charge of the investigation that she had been on Vicodin and was spurred to filing the erroneous report by her mother Debbie Felkel.

That case being closed, Metro director Kerkove is now saying on April 25th, 2005 that not only did Skeeter molest his youngest daughter, he beat Metro director Kerkove so badly that she acquired a broken nose, bruises and lacerations. Curiously, Metro director Kerkove didn’t go to the police to file a report until April 27th. And while at the police station, phone records show that she called a Metro employee at least five times.

And while Metro director Kerkove didn’t make the allegations of a beating to DCFS until nearly 2 1/2 months after the alleged incident, according to additional phone records, Skeeter Kerkove and Metro director Kerkove, talked to each other on at least 20 different occasions that particular day. Records also indicate that Metro contract director Kerkove had Skeeter take her dogs to the vet to get shots and a check up. On the same day, Metro contract director Kerkove also paid another visit to plastic surgeon Dr. Randall Higbee Hayworth to get steroid shots in her nose which would help reduce the swelling of scar tissue from her three previous nose jobs.

An interesting development has also taken place in the drama currently going on between the Kerkoves at DCFS. AVN reporter Acme Anderson was at a DCFS hearing Thursday which would constitute a serious breach of confidentiality which DCFS must adhere to in not making information available to the public. Despite the compromise of ethics, there was a continuance in that hearing in DCFS’s ongoing attempts to judge shop for one favorable to its case.