Want a beezer like this broad’s got? Beer and lots of it will do the trick.

Oklahoma- A pregnant Oklahoma woman who split a case of beer with her boyfriend shortly before giving birth last month is facing felony child neglect charges.

Melissa Irene Tanner, a 37-year-old mother of seven, had a blood alcohol content nearly four times the state’s .08 limit, according to the below probable cause affidavit. Turner’s baby, a girl born June 30, had a BAC of .21, nearly three times the Oklahoma limit. Turner, who first told a nurse that she was unaware that she was pregnant, was arrested and tossed into the Washington County lockup, where she is being held in lieu of $30,000 bail.

Turner drank a case of beer a week during her pregnancy, and apparently preferred “the cheap stuff,” according to the affidavit. In fact, a friend quoted by cops said that after the baby was born, she asked Tanner what the girl was going to be named. Tanner, the friend told deputies, replied, “Maybe Milwaukee’s Best.”