Evidently someone on the NY Post staff can’t handle a real woman. Today, Jude Law’s nanny gets trashed on the front page.

New York- Hey, Jude, you burned Sienna for . . . this?

Even all tarted up for a photo shoot for London’s Mirror newspaper, nanny Daisy Wright looks more like a late-night belt-notch than a top-shelf taste worth scrapping an engagement to a gorgeous A-list actress.

The 26-year-old Wright – who looked after Law’s three kids with ex-wife Sadie Frost – delivered a stinging sucker-punch to starlet Sienna Miller this week when she revealed she’d had “mind-blowing, rampant sex” with Miller’s fiancé, bad-boy actor Jude Law.

“It was amazing. Jude was a masterful lover who made my whole body tingle,” Wright gushed to the Mirror.

Miller, 23, put her heartbreak behind her yesterday as she returned to the London stage, where she’s appearing in “As You Like It.”

On Monday, Miller fell apart at the end of her performance, breaking down in tears and skipping Tuesday’s show. But she was back with a vengeance last night – making no secret of having removed her $35,000 engagement ring.

And Miller’s mother, Josephine, yesterday laid Law low. He’s “so stupid. He’s a bloody idiot, and you can quote me on that. Some men just can’t keep it in their trousers,” she said.

In an explosive interview – and in excerpts from her steamy diary – Wright revealed how Law, 32, seduced her over a bottle of wine in New Orleans, where he was shooting “All the King’s Men.”

“The next thing I knew, he was kissing me . . . We kissed and kissed for what seemed like ages I was thinking, ‘I cannot believe this. Jude Law is snogging me,’ ” she said.

“The next thing I know, we are dragging each other upstairs to his bedroom, kissing and then, in the bedroom, ripping off each other’s clothes.

“We threw ourselves onto the giant bed . . . I wanted him so much. We kicked off our underwear . . . It was mind-blowing rampant sex . . . amazing, wonderful.”

However at dawn – after round three in the sack, Wright said – the lovers were discovered in the bedroom by Jude’s son.

“[He] said, ‘Daddy, Daddy, I’m having a bad dream.’ Jude said, ‘It’s all right, darling, go back to bed.’ The next thing I know, Jude was kissing my neck and all over . . . It was fantastic, he was just great. It was just what I needed.”

When the boy later told his mother about daddy’s romp, Frost fired Wright.

Frost, 38, offered Miller a shoulder to cry on as well yesterday. “My heart goes out to her . . . I did not see this coming,” she told The Sun.

“I have all sorts of advice for her. This is not my crisis, thank God, but if she phones me I’ll have a long chat with her.”

Later, Wright said, she asked Law if he was happy with Miller.

“He said, ‘She is very dear to me, but it’s hard. I don’t make a habit of this,’ ” Wright recalled. Law would later say he felt neglected by his suddenly successful bride-to-be. Bed-hopping Jude and Sienna became engaged last year after meeting on the set of “Alfie,” in which Sienna appeared topless.

After a newspaper bared Law’s cheating ways, he quickly ‘fessed up, saying he was “deeply ashamed” and spent two tearful days trying to get Sienna to come back to him.

That quest wasn’t helped by reports that Law had tried to coax the nanny to join him in a menage-a-trois with a second woman.

The photos from the Mirror shoot have been bought by People magazine and will appear in next week’s issue.