Porn Valley- Jessica Kaine’s from Paramus New Jersey. Or near abouts. I remember Paramus, New Jersey as being the site of many a stop on the PBA Bowler’s tour. On Monday afternoon at Xotic Studios with Nicki Hunter barbecuing steaks for the dinner break, Kaine took a bowling ball up her ass or the equivalent from Mr. Marcus.

Kaine had told her parents she was spending two weeks in California babysitting. Only Kaine, who’s with Lauren Phoenix’s agency, seems to have taken a few of those hours to babysit Mr. Marcus’ cock in her butt crack.

And just to show that he’s welcome wagon oriented to newcomers, Marcus puts his dick in a hot dog bun, lathers it with mayo, relish and a few other condiments and offers it to Kaine. Zupko’s pulling himself on the floor, amused to no end. Big fat buns for my hot dog, Marcus is saying, calling Kaine a relish-eating motherfucker. The line is Zupko’s idea and he keeps telling Marcus he’s honored to be working with such a legend.

“We’re doing a classic scene, here, guys,” says Zupko. “Let’s go to wacko land.” Earlier, Kaine’s first visit to wacko land had her sticking four fingers in her ass during a tease sequence. Kaine’s telling Zupko there’s simply no way she can be cute with four fingers in her ass, but she’ll do whatever needs to be done to sell the scene.

Kaine, who does anal but perhaps not of this caliber, bravely ouches her away along with Marcus pretty much wrecking the set’s park bench. “I hate that bench- it’s my worst enemy,” Marcus is telling Zupko because Marcus’ body is fighting some pretty impossible angles to make all this look good for the camera.

Zupko tells Kaine she, or rather her ass, needs to get into another dimension. Kaine, her platinum blond hair drenched by this time, looks like she’s been on a London subway with ten Arabs. And I’m not buying this story for one second, but Zupko is telling Kaine about how he was in the Marines and that the first two miles of a 20 mile hike were the hardest. Of course Zupko admits he also got kicked out of the Marines but that wasn’t the point of the story.

Kaine’s telling Zupko she needs another cigarette, that her eyes are spinning in her head. Except Kaine thinks she needs something stronger. Zupko clears the set leaving Kaine and Mr. Marcus to talk things out. Kaine lights up. It’s not a cigarette. Marcus tells her, yeah, some of the best sex is only a bowl away.

Kaine, inhaling, is telling Marcus something about a friend of hers being kicked out of her house. Kaine’s friends all take it in the ass, she says. Kaine says wants to be good at this telling Marcus how she stuck four fingers in her ass and all that. Marcus, meanwhile, is sweet talkin’ Kaine’s ass which has been basically resisting his girth. But all the shovin’ and pryin’ is lookin’ good on the camera says Zupko. If discomfort is a premium, Kaine’s ass is going for $2.79 a gallon.

Vanilla Skye, who’s scheduled to do the next scene with Brian Surewood, wants a conference with Zupko. Skye is telling Zupko she’s supposed to be in Vegas Monday night and back at work the following noon. Zupko’s ready to tell Skye walk with me, talk with me, but Kaine’s ass in one last bursting gasp of glory is ready for the final minutes of Marcus. Zupko tells Skye to hold that thought.

“Marcus will loosen it up for you, sweetheart,” Zupko assures Kaine who’s on the lest leg of her anal scene. “Once he loosens it up you’ll be fine. Once you reach that breaking point, trust me, you’ll be mad at me but you’ll like it.” Kaine is telling Zupko that she just wants her ass to be happy but she’s afraid that Marcus may have loosened too many things. Kaine is worried that she shit herself.

Zupko’s watching the monitor. “Honey, you’re not shitting,” he assures Kaine. “If you’re worried about shitting, you’re insane.”