TSCfan317 posts on ADT: Tylene’s blonde. She has implants. In some pictures she looks like Jill Kelly. In others, she looks like the late Savannah. She just ain’t my type. Even if she didn’t have implants, she still wouldn’t really be my type. I’m realizing more and more that I’m a brunette man all the way. So, why do I care that she popped up on Tera Patrick’s modeling agency website today as available for solo and girl/girl scenes? Because I’m a wrastlin’ fan.

I know Tylene as Major Gunns, a semi-popular valet working during the last days of WCW when storylines were at their worse and superstars were in short supply. Come to think of it, lately WWE is starting to look like that themselves. Anyway, she wasn’t particularly charismatic or good on the microphone. However, damn if I didn’t think she looked pretty good walking down to the ring wearing camouflaged shorts and a white tank top. When Vinny the Great pilaged and plundered WCW’s village and ran it out of business, Tylene went to XPW, Rob Black’s promotion. There was some talk on Gene Ross’ old site about how they were trying to talk Tylene into doing porn for Extreme in addition to her duties for XPW.

It was a no go (good for her) and XPW soon thereafter went out of business. Last I’d heard of Tylene she was appearing topless as a special bonus incentive for the Backyard Wrestling DVDs, which ran commercials up the wazhoo with the old “you can’t buy this in stores slogan.”

She has an official website on which she says she’s trying to become an actress. I guess she doesn’t mind if there is an “adult” in front of that “actress”. From browsing her site, it appears that she has been doing softcore scenes for Peach DVDs for a while now so I guess her jumping to hardcore girl/girl isn’t all that surprising after all.

Why couldn’t it have been Trish Stratus or Stacy Kiebler? Or even Tori Wilson? I may be all about the brunettes or dirty blondes, but Trish and Stacy definitely drive me crazy.