Porn Valley- The moral of the following story is that you don’t leave crazy voice mails. Tabitha Stevens had left a bunch of them and Howard Stern this morning was playing them on the air. According to Stern, Stevens was pissed because Stern minion Double A was going to get a radio show on Sirius. Stern said Stevens leaves like 7 or 8 messages a day that generally go unanswered. The last time Stevens was on the show she threatened suicide and does so again.
The messages Stern played were a series of profane-laced outbursts from Stevens. She wanted to know what the fuck was going on because no one was taking her calls. “I don’t appreciate it,” said Stevens. “I’m here with High Pitch Erik and Irish John.” Stevens said she came to the city to hang with them.
“We have a huge announcement to make and nobody’s talking to us. I think somebody better be fuckin’ nice,” said Stevens. “This ain’t right dude.” Stevens went on to say that she fucks a lot of people on the show but that she loves Stern and has him tattooed on her ankle.
Stern, offering commentary, said it was true that Stevens has had sex with a lot of people from the show but didn’t know about the ankle tattoo. “That’s really crazy.”
Stevens, who isn’t exactly known for her ability to return phone calls, said it was disrespectful that “these people aren’t answering my fuckin’ calls.”
“If you know what’s going on, please call me,” Stevens is heard to say. “Because it ain’t right. You’ve never heard me mad, but let me tell you something, I can be the biggest motherfuckin’ bitch on the planet. Trust me.” Stevens continued to say how she loves everyone on the show and has been so dedicated that she hasn’t gone on other radio programs.
“And I can tell you stories about Mancow and everything else that you want to know.” Stevens between bleeps made it sound like she’d start peddling her stories to other outlets. “It’s not fair- it’s not right,” she added. “Call me back- if you don’t call me back, it ain’t cool.”
Stern says the show does call Stevens back. “We call her all the time.”
In another call, Stevens, in a tearful voice, is playing the martyr, stating that she will never call again. “I will never be a part of the show, again, because I know you guys hate me. It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters any more. I try to be friends with High Pitch and John and Double A. We went out. We had fun. It doesn’t matter any more. I tried to give them movies and help them out and give them money so they can make more money.” Between more bleeps Stevens says she just wanted to be friends with everybody. “Nobody gives a shit.” Stevens goes on to say that she might as well kill herself now. “It don’t matter. Nobody loves me and nobody cares. I’m going to finish my goddamned movie.” Between sobs, Stevens is saying it’ going to be successful, but if it isn’t, she’ll be dead.
“I wanted to become part of Sirius with you guys,” Stevens continues. “I can offer you a lot. I guess Double A has this Double A experience and I’m sorry and I hope he does well with it. But you know what? Whatever. I love you guys. Thank you for giving me a shot and making me who I am.”
With all the times Stevens mentions the word “love” in her messages, Stern said he wished his kids loved him that much. Robin Quivers wondered what happened and how everything went wrong.
Then Wood Yee called Stevens back, telling her he was from Human Resources. He told Stevens he was chief of operations at KROQ. “Do us a favor- stop harassing Gary,” he told her. When Stevens said excuse me, Wood Yee, told her, “Did I stutter, bitch? Open your ears, bitch. Stop calling KROQ.”
Some guy then got on the phone and Wood Yee told him to get off the phone calling him a dumb fuck. When told he wasn’t head of operations, Wood Yee told the guy, “Get off the phone, fat ass, and put Tabitha on. Put the whore back on the phone.”
Wood Yee then told Stevens she was pissing him off. “Open your legs and shut your mouth.” When Wood Yee called her a bitch, he added that Steven’s twat must look like a pile of old roast beef.
“For somebody who’s head of operations, you’re a sick motherfucker,” Stevens replied. Wood Yee then told her to gag on his sweaty cock.
“I don’t think so,” said Stevens and hung up on him. Stern said Steven was eventually let in on the joke and was happy because they were paying attention to her. “We consider her a part of the family but we can’t answer seven calls a day,” Stern said. Quivers said they can’t assign someone just to answer her phone calls. Stern thought the situation was straightened and Quivers hoped that Stevens really wasn’t giving High Pitch money.”
“Gary told her not to,” Stern said.