Porn Valley- Last week Mitch Spinelli shot Big Fuckin’ Tits. This week Mitch is shooting at a big fucking house in Encino. Except nobody can get into it. Instructions were left to leave the key out. Except the person doing the leaving, left the key out on the kitchen counter and not under the front door mat where someone could get at it – this, after the door was locked. With Mitch’s crew lounging on the front lawn, the locksmith made a visit early this morning. Mitch is shooting Jam It Up My Ass 2 which is about as far as you can take a house key, one can imagine.

Missy Monroe’s in the cast. Her hair is darker. Brooke Haven’s also in the cast. Her hair is blonder. Since we last chatted on a Skeeter Kerkove set in January, www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=8043, Haven’s lost seven pounds but in the right places. Monday afternoon, she talked about the Mercedes she just bought, the house she’s about ready to get and the new teeth she’ll have in her mouth soon enough. As well as the pain in the ass Haven literally had when she did her anal scene with Evan Stone on a Hustler shoot which, somehow, became the Who Shot Evan Stone story. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10532.

Haven is saying when she got home that night and saw the drama on the Internet she wondered how she missed all the excitement. But Haven is enough to cause some of her own with the great look she’s sporting. Barry Wood was shooting camera on that Hustler movie and someone- not Haven- mentions that Wood has a talent for farting at will and can leave a trail of corpses with singed nostrils in his wake.

I’m telling Haven I see a lot of Jenna in her. Haven, who flies to Philly on Wednesday for a dancing gig, is taking this as a very big compliment. But apparently this hotel in Los Angeles didn’t see the resemblance. Haven threw a birthday party for Derek of LA Direct Models and got another pain in the ass- this from hotel management who insisted that parties in their luxury suites were enough to get Haven booted out on her beautiful rump. Never mind that Haven forked over $600 for the room, she’s being told that maximum capacity for a suite was five people. Haven invited something like 20 people but discovered who was counting was a matter of whose palm you were greasing. Derek himself had to tip $100 to keep the room gestapo from busting down the door. What’s worse said Haven is that her guests were taking extra pains to keep the noise down. But no one had to tell Tony T., also in the Jam It Up My Ass cast, to keep the noise down for his birthday. Tony T. celebrated Sunday night at the Sagebrush Cantina.

Married now to Jim Enright, Shanna McCullough, who’s production managing, is checking out Brooke Haven’s butt. “That’s something a girl can’t buy,” says McCullough who was celebrated for her own although she didn’t do anal until much later in her career. I interview McCullough and she’s telling me about her strict parental upbringing where sex isn’t even dare mentioned in her house. McCullough, who’s never had kids, was sworn off them, she thinks, by a sex education film she saw in school when she was 10. “I was traumatized by it.”

McCullough, who grew up in Oakland, came into the adult business in 1983. But her parents got some trauma of their own when a guy, who was stalking both McCullough and Nina Hartley, sent a flyer to McCullough’s parents describing how McCullough was involved in a kiddie porn operation. To this day McCullough can’t figure out how this guy got their address after they long moved out of the state. McCullough, herself, had to meet with the FBI regarding those fatuous allegations but finally had to fess up to her parents that she was in the legitimate end of the porn business.

Meanwhile, Benjamin Bratt www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10458 who’s in the cast, is shooting a movie next week. And Missy Monroe is set to direct her first feature for Defiance later this month. Missy is telling me that Defiance is holding a casting call Tuesday for her big tit movie.

And, of course, I had to go here. I asked Missy about the scene www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=8229 she shot for Bridgette Kerkove where Missy gushed all over the living room, and Metro director Kerkove ruptured an oil well. Looking back on it, Missy admits that she should have stood up for herself. Missy, who will be celebrating three years in the business in the next few months, was laughing about how a new girl in the business shook her hand and said she was never going to wash it after that. Missy, whose first movie was Filthy First Timers 35, thinks the hand washing incident is pretty funny. The Kerkove incident was another matter entirely.