Porn Valley- When she’s on her game, Cindy Crawford has a beautiful face and body. And Crawford brought both of them to the set of Nicki Hunter is Psychotic for Python. But it’s Crawford, not Hunter, who will always be porn’s beloved psycho.

Crawford looks at me for an instant. “You’re the guy from the bar!” she yells out. Crawford’s recalling the time when she came into Jerry’s Deli in Woodland Hills on a Sunday afternoon to have a quick drink. Crawford didn’t know who I was at the time and might have said a couple of things she might not have said had she known. Like leaking news about a possible Wicked contract.

“You’re such an asshole!” she tells me for reporting the story. But Crawford who’s standing there naked as she’s saying this, is laughing, claiming that the story cost her a job. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=9570. Except Crawford doesn’t seem to be taking this too hard.

Crawford, who’s probably the legend of more stories that never happened, may have lost that job. But Guy, one of the owners of Python is saying that Crawford got another one. She’s directing an upcoming movie for him. Guy is telling Greg, Crawford’s husband, that he’s going to chain Cindy to his wrist to make sure she shows up for this gig.

Guy then asks Greg if it’s true that he actually met Crawford on the side of a freeway. Greg, who wears a ponytail about the length of one, says yes; and Guy tells him he should have kept on driving.

Earlier Guy was telling me that he shot an interactive movie with Cindy. I’m surprised that Crawford showed, and Guy had to admit, yeah, Crawford flaked four shoots previous to that. “But she’s one-for-five,” he says optimistically.

And another thing, says Cindy, continuing with me, she didn’t intentionally wallop Marcos Leon in the next room. That was an accident, she claims. Somehow in her scene with Leon and Brandi Lyons, Crawford managed to give him a shot to the face with a belt. The movie is about female aggression. And the scene starts off with enough smoke to kill off Peter Jennings and two additional anchormen. And director Nicki Hunter is saying that Crawford sucks cock with gumption.

“These women go through life and something happens to them- one thing or another,” Hunter is explaining. “They’re taken advantage of or they meet the wrong guy. Or something happens that causes them to crack. They’re, like, fuck these men. Fuck them all. They’re all bastards. You know how you get some guys out there who are just out to fuck every single girl they can find? Well this is the female version. This is their time to conquer and shine. It’s payback, revenge.”

In an earlier scene, Hunter worked with Kris Slater and James Deen. The premise of the story, according to Hunter, is about a girl [Hunter] who is raped by members of a college fraternity. Hunter snapped in the process and subsequently takes it out on Deen and Slater. “Fuck you, motherfuckers,” says Hunter giving some indication of her character’s angst. Cindy, on the other hand, has a whole load of her own.

“I have so much rage inside me,” Crawford laughs during a break. She’s looking for a cigarette. Newcomer Jack Frost hands her one. Crawford strikes up a conversation with him.

“What don’t you do?” she asks Frost. Frost says he doesn’t like to be hurt.

“How about a dildo up the ass? Cindy asks him.

“That comes with the don’t like to be hurt part,” Frost tells her.

Cindy’s also laughing because the story’s circulating about how she choked out Jimmy D who’s at least 100 pounds heavier than her. It was on that Interactive shoot and Crawford claims Jimmy D got a little frisky with her.

Crawford also wanted to take the opportunity to tidy up the sloppy story told by Katie Gold on KSEX about their run in at Sardos. Crawford says she was in the ladies’ room when she heard Shay Sweet talking shit about Crawford’s husband.

“Shay Sweet was in the next stall with her girlfriend [Gold] talking shit about my husband,” says Crawford. “I came out of the stall, very calm, very collected, saying you’re talking about my husband. Her friend pushed me. I told him I’m very good friends with the owner of Sardos- let’s take this outside. When we got out there she came up to push me and I went to react and Greg tackled me to the ground. Then she hid behind four black guys who happened to be the bouncers for the night. She was hiding behind them saying come on, come on while I’m eating asphalt. Ask anybody who was there. My $900 glasses got snuffed.”

I wanted to find out about the driving naked story, and, truth is, I found myself in the middle of one of those frequent KSEX interviews that go ADD. Crawford is saying something about being on a JM shoot and swimming in Patti Rhodes’ pool.

Greg seemed to have another recollection but Crawford says, no, it was for JM.

“Remember I was in the pool with the other girl messing around?” she tells him. “I got totally trashed. I came home. I took a bath wanting to go to Erotica L.A. I went to get dressed. Greg thought I was going to leave naked. He tackled me in the room. I beat him up. Called the cops. I went to jail.”

I’m a little confused by this recap. Especially when Greg says Crawford didn’t beat him up. “I didn’t really beat him up- I just kicked him,” Crawford says amending her previous statement.

“Actually what happened is we wrestled around,” relates Greg. “I’m going you’re not going anywhere. We ended up going on the floor and I ended up fucking the shit out of her. Then she got mad at me. Then the cops showed up.” But Crawford insists she didn’t beat Greg up. Greg is now saying he called the cops, that he was sober and Cindy was drunk.

“This is OJ in big letters,” says Greg. “She was intoxicated. I was sober. They took her away. Crawford argues that if she had beat the fuck out of her husband he wouldn’t still be with her.

“I would have bailed,” says Greg. “And gotten some other bitch to beat me up.”

Greg says he and Crawford did meet on the 15 Freeway coming back from Las Vegas.

“Three years and four days ago today,” he adds. “We were racing each other down the freeway. We were looking at each other. She looked at me and thought I was hot. So she’s like you’re hot- pull over and say high. I pulled over. She got out of her car, ran over to me and jumped over on top of me and gave me a hug and said, hi, I’m Cindy. Five minutes later she goes what do you do for a living. I say I make porno. She said I’m a stripper. I said what do you want to do? She goes I want to make porno.”

Continuing the story, Crawford say she told Greg that if he gets her in the industry, she’ll fuck his brains out that night. Greg took her up on her dare and said show me what you got.

“She took off her clothes at the state line, ran with them into a parking lot at Whiskey Pete’s,” continues Greg. “She said what do you think? I said you’re hot get in your car, let’s go home.” Crawford followed him to the Sin City office and was booked for work. She then went home and fucked Greg’s brains out. And she’s been together with him ever since.

“Six months after that night I stuck a diamond ring on her finger,” Greg adds.