Saratoga 120 posts on ADT: I’m sure this is old news, but Stephanie [Swift] confirmed to me this weekend that she’s no longer making films.

This does not stop her from headlining at strip clubs fortunately!

I had some time alone with her during a private dance and Stephanie is going back to school for a psychology degree. She says she’d like to apply her degree to helping people who were sexually abused as children.

She’s a very bright girl with a winning personality. She is also an incredible looker. Frankly, I found her even sexier in person than on-screen. She laughed at my joke about finishing two beers in two gulps as I waited for her to become ready for our dance. Unfortunately club rules forbade much contact, but then again this allowed me to save face.

Perhaps I should explain. Stephanie’s nipples are enormous. They are the embodiment of the perfect No. 2 pencil eraser nips. They simply jut out with erect insouciance from her tits. I thought of asking her whether they were artificially enhanced, but feared she’d start rubbing them against my face until I had no face left. Actually, those two beers were telling me it might be worth it.

So, no great contact occurred other than her allowing me to take her hand at the dance’s conclusion and plant a liplomatic kiss on it.

Root for this gal! She’s lovely in every way.