Porn Valley- It depends which Shy Love interview you’re listening to. Love who now works in the porn business, has touted herself as possessor of two Masters degrees and as being the former head of a NASDAQ company of 180.

Anticipating questions that might be asked in the context of “former head,” Love, in true Forbes magazine style, has already gone on record offering convincing explanation about how she had to leave that successful employ because she got a boob job. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=6850. Our understanding is that termination is a strict requirement NASDAQ rigidly adheres to when boobs become an overriding issue in the work place.

All of which might explain the fact that the size of Love’s tits must have knocked off her thinking cap at some point, too, as well. Because Love, who apparently has never met a successful business model she wasn’t ready to adopt as her own, has made a big announcement. This being the fact that Love’s going to hold an auction on eBay. The successful bidder gets two full days with Love, flight, hotel, and activities that include one day on-set with Love while she films a hard-core sex scene. And the auction begins on September 12.

We state this particularly for the benefit of those who may have lost out in the Taylor Rain bidding on eBay. You might recall that was a contest in which fans got to bid on eBay, with the winner getting two full days with Taylor including flight, hotel, and activities that include one day on-set with Taylor while she films a hard-core sex movie.

If any of that last sentence sounds familiar in the context of the Love promotion, that’s probably because NASDAQ also maintains a strict policy of monitoring porn sites to structure its future business models.