Here’s another heartwarming good deed never goes unpunished tale straight from Chef Jeff. And just in time for Labor Day and the Jerry’s Kids Telethon. Also credit Lain Oi for this week’s most brilliantly contrived porno excuse.
Porn Valley- I spoke to Chef Jeff this morning and he’s got some drama involving Lain Oi. It began with last year when Jeff had a 2,300 sq. foot studio with Karina in downtown L.A. Jeff had hired Oi for shoots. Oi was with Adult Staffing Services at the time before Harry Weiss got there. However Jeff’s wife Kinzie Kenner was working in the offices and knew Oi.
Jeff says from the times he hired Oi she was very nice, quiet but that Oi and her boyfriend Josh, who’s not in the business, got evicted from their apartment. Consequently they were living out of a hotel in Compton. Feeling bad about their situation, Jeff offered Oi and her boyfriend space over at his place until they could find something else.
“We didn’t charge them rent or anything,” says Jeff. “They just came and stayed with us. Our offer to stay a few weeks turned into three months. No big deal. They were quiet. We never asked them for rent but they never offered any, either.” According to Jeff, the studio deal with Karina wasn’t working out so he moved to Arizona.
“Lain’s boyfriend is from Arizona and they decided they also wanted to move back there, conveniently,” said Jeff who was getting a 3 bedroom house and was more than willing to rent a room to Oi for $500. According to Jeff, everyone was fine with that.
“But they didn’t have any cash to move so I paid for the moving truck and moved all of us out there,” says Jeff. “But they did reimburse me for that. They were okay with the rent for the first two months. But then the third month they were coming back to L.A. to work. A month went by they didn’t pay the rent. A second month went by they didn’t pay the rent. “We hadn’t seen or heard from them. Finally I get a hold of the boyfriend on the phone and say, yeah, you got to take care of this. He comes back to Arizona to take care of it. In the mean time they’ve got two cats that they left there- the cats tore up the room and did a good amount of damage to the carpets and blinds. “The room was damaged and shitty,” Jeff continues. “So Josh comes back to settle with me. He’s a $100 short. They owed us a grand. Plus a phone bill of a couple hundred bucks. Then he splits again without much indication to say we’re going to be back. Or keep an eye on the cats. He just splits again. We don’t hear from them and they leave the cats there, all the stuff. They’re gone this time for another two months. No rent. No phone calls.”
By the time Josh and Oi get back to Arizona, Jeff has taken it upon himself to move their stuff out.
“They owe us a good three months rent at the very least plus utilities, etc.,” says Jeff. “I get on the phone with him yesterday to tell him I’ve moved the stuff into storage. I say what about settling up. He says you’ll have to talk to Lain about that because we’re now broken up and he has nothing to do with it. I’m going, you’re kidding me. Here’s the kicker. As we’re moving their stuff, we come across some drug paraphernalia, a crack pipe and her father’s urn full of his ashes. She just abandoned it there. I thought of all the things to leave. The excuse was why they couldn’t pay- she had lockjaw and couldn’t suck cock. She wasn’t able to work to pay the bills and the boyfriend said it’s not his responsibility.”
Jeff talked to Oi this morning.
“It’s not the money- it’s the principle of the thing,” he says. “It’s just a matter of courtesy when people go out of their way for you that you’re going to take care of the bill. They just split and abandoned two cats.”