Porn Valley- Howard Stern had Tom Sizemore on his show this morning. Sizemore, who’s been in a rehab clinic in Pasadena, says he may get out September 15. Stern talked about the sex tape and Sizemore in the beginning of the interview was making like what sex tape. Then Sizemore, doing his usual double-talk went on to say that he hadn’t watched the tape. Asked if there were any hot chicks in rehab, Sizemore said there were.

Asked how it was going in rehab, Sizemore said it’s been difficult. Stern warned Sizemore about getting into an area where people won’t touch him as far as getting work’s concerned. “You gotta be careful. And now you got that porno movie.”

“Is that true? Really?” said Sizemore. The sex tape was mentioned.

“I’ve had sex before,” replied Sizemore Stern seemed confused. “Tom’s promoting the movie. He’s one of the first celebrities to promote it.”

Sizemore said he wasn’t promoting the movie that he’s only seen the trailer.

“The guy did resemble me,” he told Stern. Stern said Sizemore had a website set up.

“I didn’t have anything to do with this,” answered Sizemore. “When I got arrested the first time I put up all these cameras in my house.” Stern asked Sizemore if that’s the case how did the tape get to the website, then.

“I was living with six to nine girls for a couple of years,” Sizemore went on to say. “That’s true. I wasn’t in my right mind.” Stern asked Sizemore if he was making money from the sale of the tape and Sizemore said he wasn’t making a dime. “It’s really true.”

But Gary Dell’Abate didn’t think that was true.

“I know somebody who used to work in this business. The Pam and Tommy tape? I think at the end of the day everybody makes money no matter how the tape got there. I think even Pam said words to the effect that once the tape was out there we figured we might as well make money off it.”

“I’m trying to do that too,” said Sizemore, contradicting his earlier comment. Sizemore asked if it was any good and had anyone seen it. Dell’Abate told him it was very disturbing.

“He runs around in bike shorts a lot. He looks like he’s in Breaking Away,” continued Dell’Abate. “Then there’s a lot of girls in there.” Sizemore said he wanted to be in that movie except he was 11. Dell’Abate said it was weird seeing a guy you sort of know having sex. “And he makes a lot of funny faces and funny noises. And he likes to put his tongue in places where it doesn’t belong.”

Upon hearing that comment, Sizemore says he now has to go to an AA meeting. Some sound clips were then played. Sizemore is heard moaning like Blue Iris. Stern asked Sizemore what his deal was. Sizemore laughed.Robin Quivers said she read in the paper that Sizemore has some kind of disease, illness or condition. Stern suggested that he was priapic. Sizemore says he has an overwhelming sex drive but it was something made up by the tabloids. Sizemore on the tape is then heard to say that he can’t get it up that he’s worrying about his court case. In another instance, Sizemore falls asleep while having sex and starts snoring. Sizemore kept insisting that he hadn’t seen the tape and was being sandbagged by Stern.

Sizemore was asked why he set up cameras. [Jersey Jaxin in her interview on KSEX said that the footage was shot at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood].

Sizemore claimed that he intended to look at them and was chronicling his fall from grace. In another instance on the tape Sizemore is heard to tell the LAPD to go fuck themselves.

“And the girl he’s with starts yelling at him,” says Gary. Stern thought it was cool that Sizemore was showing his sex life. “I think this is crazy. This is completely nuts.”

Sizemore said he was nuts but is not nuts any more. The purpose of Sizemore’s call, supposedly, was to show the audience that Sizemore was back on track. Sizemore insisted he was. “I chose this show to do it.” Stern said he was a fan of Sizemore’s out of control behavior. Sizemore was asked if he still had the Heidi tattoo above his pubic area. Sizemore joked about not being able to see it any more. Stern then asked him what drugs he was off.

“I’m off everything,” replied Sizemore. “I was doing not very good things for you. I was taking uppers.” Asked what kind of work detail he had, Sizemore said he was working in the kitchen, noting that he first went to rehab in July and there was another female star there who eventually got out. Sizemore said he’s supposed to put in 72 days.

“But you’re never cured,” Sizemore told Stern. “You’re really a bright guy. You know what the deal is.”

Stern started busting Sizemore’s balls some more, and Sizemore said he was hoping to get out September 15.

“I go before the judge again.” Stern asked if beating up Heidi Fleiss is what set the whole thing off.

“I never beat her up,” insisted Sizemore who claimed it was the disillusionment from that case that got him high to begin with.

“I went through a tailspin- I was going to bed with six to nine girls every night. It wasn’t that bad.”

It was mentioned that in the tape, a girl is getting mad at Sizemore for his talking shit. Sizemore is also heard to say that he’s never had an STD in his life but that he has cancer of the police. Sizemore says the system has cost him $14 million and that it’s sad the country is like that.

Stern said it sounded like a real coked out conversation. Stern then asked Sizemore if he really wanted to see cops killed. Sizemore said he was intoxicated. Asked if he had any money left, Sizemore said he couldn’t afford to enter the website, www.xxxtom.com. And Sizemore didn’t know how much the tape cost.

“I bought a Pepsi yesterday and I’m out of dough.” Stern told him a couple more years of rehab and he should be fine. Sizemore promised that as soon as he gets out he was coming to New York to be on the show. Stern promised a full bar set-up for him.

“We want to watch you self-destruct. We want to watch you go nuts. This under control Tom Sizemore is not my idea of fun.” Stern asked Sizemore if he was jonesing for coke, and Sizemore joked about doing a reality show, Stupid Sizemore. Stern suggested having the camera on him now. Stern then egged Sizemore on about screaming to get the security guards to come.

“Start acting crazy and yelling,” Stern told him. “We want to see these guys freak out.” Stern then told Sizemore to scream something about spider monkeys coming out his ass.