Porn Valley- I met the lovely Crystal Heart at Saturday’s talent call at The Studio in Chatsworth which was organized by America’s Top Porn Idol and Dane. I don’t know shit about porn idols but being a calve man, I’m checking out Heart’s. She’s telling me they’re called Cougar Calves- that she went to Washington St. where you’re walking up a lot of hills. “Walking everywhere you get these huge calves,” says Heart.

Same things goes for girls from Pittsburgh. But that has nothing to do with Heart who’s been in the business a couple of weeks. Heart explains that she doesn’t go the gym but has a very high metabolism.”I eat like four meals a day and all I do is walk around,” she says. “But me and exercise don’t work well together. But I don’t consider sex exercise. I consider it fun.”

Heart also has a degree in Graphics Design and I like the way her graphics are designed. Heart’s also got great feet- a fact that was not overlooked by Brandon Irons when Heart worked for him. “He said I have beautiful feet so he wants me for a part in Ten Little Piggies.”

Heart just graduated this past May and she also minored in Spanish- a curious choice which I ask her about. Since last December, Heart has been going to two colleges simultaneously. She’s also getting an Associates Degree in Early Child Education. Porn is one way of her making money for school. Her decision to do porn comes from the fact that she loves being naked and loves sex.

“Why not get paid for it?” she asks. Also for a personal hobby she’s been going online to Yahoo Messenger with her web cam and toys. “I’m just being by myself in a room with my toys on cam,” she explains. “People started to tell me that I should get paid for it.

“I started thinking about that- it makes a lot of sense.” Heart says she loves walking naked around the house. Heart grew up with her grandmother who was a Jehovah’s Witness so one can readily see all the available opportunities for walking around naked.

“It was really, really strict and confining,” says Heart. “I was introverted, shy. I read all the time. I did what I was supposed to. I went to school and didn’t hang out that much with friends. I kept to myself.” Once Heart went to college, however, she broke loose and did what she wanted to do.

“I didn’t have anyone controlling me anymore,” she says. “I became who I wanted to be.” The first time Heart had sex was at the age of 19 1/2. It was not a good experience. “It was unwilling,” she explains. “Then the first six months I was having sex with whomever I wanted. It was basically a revenge-thing I think. After I met my first boyfriend I was like this is really good and I started enjoying it.”

Having graduated from college, Heart was strapped for money. A friend of hers contacted someone who hooked her up with Xotic Talent. “I felt really comfortable with Ron right off the bat,” she says. For now, Heart is staying with her agent but until she gets enough money she’ll be getting her own place and moving.

“Next month I need to go up to Seattle,” she relates. “I’m going to be shooting a promotion film for my Kung Fu teacher. While I’m up there I’ll be bringing my stuff down her.” Heart’s first scene was b/g.

“It was a short 15 minute one to see how well I did on cam,” she says. “I did a b/j and vaginal penetration. The other one I did was two nights ago. That was a b/g.”

Heart won’t do anal. She doesn’t do facials and won’t do more than three people.

“I am bi so I have no problem doing girl-on-girl,” she adds. I have no problems going down on girls. I love giving b.j.’s. I swallow. I also gush. I can squirt. But after I gush like six times I have to take a break so I can re-hydrate myself.” Heart discovered that talent this past spring. She was reading an article online about female ejaculation and was curious about it. Heart tried to see if she could do it.

“When I found out I could I thought, hey, that’s so cool,” she laughs. “It’s the best orgasm in the world. It is tiring and dehydrates you but it feels awesome.”

I ask Heart for exhibitionist stories wondering if she does shit to tease guys.

I tease all the time,” says Heart. “One time there was this friend of mine from college. We used to party all the time. I always ended up getting naked somehow at parties. And so they were taking pictures of us on the pool table. I was making out with another girl. I just like to dance. So I was dancing naked in my high heels and teasing the hell out of him. Then I would go up to him and scratch him with my fingernail lightly or grab his ass or something. Then I won’t let them touch me.” She laughs devilishly.

I mention to Heart that she has a stripper’s bearing but she’s never taken her clothes off on stage. She’s had a few people tell her that she ought to go to dance clubs and give it a shot.

I also ask Heart what she does in the state of Washington besides watch the rain. Where she lives is the Idaho side of the state and a college town.

“If there was no university, there’d be no town,” says Heart. “There’s only about 3500 hundred people in the town. All there is to do is drink and party. That’s it. I would go to the bars every weekend and go clubbing and dancing. I’m a party girl.”

Asked if her recreational pursuits included public nudity, Heart has had guys lift up her dress at bars.

“I smack them across the face because it’s not appropriate in public,” she states. I agree with Heart that you have to pick your moments of exhibitionism, and she tells me one of her dreams is to go to a nudist beach and walk around naked.

“That would be so cool,” she says. “I would love do that.”

So far Heart loves the adult business.

“I wouldn’t make it a complete career because I know I’m not going to be young and beautiful my whole life,” she adds. With her educational background Heart eventually wants to own her own graphics design business with day care for her employees. Asked what the minor in Spanish was about, Heart says when she was in high school. Being German, she wanted to learn it. But not enough people signed up for the course so she took Spanish instead. With four years of high school Spanish she also took two years in college. Plus her ex fiance is Mexican.

“So you had to talk to him in Spanish?” I ask. Heart said she would try but he’d respond to her in English.

“He wasn’t that helpful,” she laugh. For relaxation, Heart loves to sing and says people have told her she should go on American Idol.

“But I don’t want to at this moment in time because I don’t know how to read music,” she laughs. “I could follow a piano but I can’t read music. I want to learn how to play piano so I can read music. That way I can write my own songs because I also write poetry. I’ve had three published already.

“I’ve been writing since I was 14,” she continues. “I love to read. In high school I’d go to the library and get three books, read them all in one day, go back and get more. And for me going out clubbing is also relaxing. I love having fun.”

Heart says when she goes to clubs she’ll wear her come fuck me boots, a short black skirt and a little top. I hasten to point out to Heart that the boots would necessarily hide her Cougar Calves.

“That’s the idea,” she says. “Leave something to the imagination.”