Philadelphia- PORN STARLET Savanna Samson was handcuffed to a Philadelphia police officer Saturday evening while she signed autographs at The Mood (531 South).

The blonde bombshell was not in custody but was cuffed to the officer, and wearing his police hat, while the pair posed for a Polaroid photo.

But duty called, and the officer ran out of the store when his radio sounded police business.

Later, he and three more of Philly’s Finest returned to retrieve the Polaroid. The four officers then held Samson in the air and posed for a group photo.

“Based on what you’re telling me, if that in fact occurred, it would be extremely inappropriate and something we would definitely look into,” said police spokesman, Inspector Bill Colarulo, when informed of the Boys in Blue’s hanky-panky.

Other noteworthy goings-on during the Samson appearance: Felix Wilkins, who plays flute on the 400 block of South Street, serenaded her with the theme from “Love Story.”

Samson, in a hot-pink satin dress, mooned a Ride the Ducks boat as it cruised by. This is music to our ears, since when we lived on South Street, we were terrorized daily by quacking tourists.