Porn Valley- After receiving her e-mail www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11730 Wednesday afternoon, I had to call Dessarae Bradford to find out what’s going on between her and Colin Farrell. Nothing intimately, apparently, and it doesn’t have to do with sex tapes, either, she says. But Bradford’s claiming that Farrell has been hounding her to death on the phone and that she has a civil harassment case against him for that. Bradford also claims she flew to Miami, personally, to serve Farrell with papers.

Bradford, who once was a phonex operator for all of three weeks, has also written a tell-all called I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass www.blessedadventurepub.com about her one night three years ago with the actor in which she claims to have fucked him in the ass with a vibrator. Other sites have reported a strap-on but Bradford tells me this ain’t so.

Bradford says she’s been written about in the tabloids and has subsequent notoriety from the Baldwin incident. Because she started putting ads for the Baldwin book in the Village Voice and L.A. Weekly, Bradford claims Farrell got her phone number that way and began calling her.

“Colin had seen one of the ads and decided that he wanted to call. He’d leave messages on my machine. He was drunk as hell and left his contact number. He said I heard all about you. I’ll give you more than a book to write about. He started trying to be goofy and dumb. But this jerk wound up calling my house every day.

“Because he caught that I fucked Alec Baldwin in the ass, I think he wants a little S&M in his life,” Bradford thinks. “He figures he’s going to try and bang me. We wound up having this weird, purging process on the phone. Colin is crazy anyway. But right after he shot Alexander, they put him on hiatus in New York. He was taking up in some house and laying low. So he decided to latch up with me. I mean every day. That was just the tip of the iceberg between the birthday card and the text messages. There were dozens- every day. And then he’d call me and we’d talk on the phone. It was cool in the beginning. But then he became co-dependent on me and he wouldn’t hang up the phone.”

According to Bradford, Farrell kept promising to hook up with her when he got into town but that never happened. Finally she told him to quit bugging her.

“I guess he doesn’t understand rejection,” she says. “In his mind he connected to me, every day hearing my normal life. He was intrigued by my work and probably because I talked to him like a real, live person. But he became so intrigued he became a nuisance.” Bradford started getting huge cell phone bills.

“I wanted him off my line,” she says. “He was oppressing me because he couldn’t handle my rejection.” To pay for her telephone bills, Bradford said she brought claims against Farrell but that he kept calling her even more. “He started sending me threatening text messages. I called the police and made a full report about it because he told me he was above approach- I’m wild; I’m crazy but I’m also a millionaire. I’m Colin Farrell, I can do whatever I want in your life every day. He felt he was going to get away with it. He oppressed me! My hair fell out.”

Bradford said she was now afraid that Farrell would come to her house to “fuck her up”. Bradford says that their original court date was a week before her birthday and that Farrell sent her a birthday card and called her constantly. “I said, Colin, wouldn’t it be in the best interests of your case to get off my phone. I could have been taping him. I could have been doing whatever I wanted. I really needed him out of my life. Then he sent me a birthday gift- a $100 and a card. I was insulted. I said, look, I’m suing your ass for $5,000- you have no business calling my house.”

Bradford says she’s writing another book about these experiences, as well. I ask Bradford if she ever met Nicole Narain the woman having sex with Farrell in a tape Farrell’s trying to prevent from going public. Bradford said, no, that she didn’t know about it until recently but that she made it clear to Farrell she wasn’t some dumb, bimbo, Playboy-chick.

“He thought from the start that this was some Hollywood game he was going to play with some dumb black girl,” says Bradford. According to Bradford, when Farrell began leaving messages, he told her that he was looking for stripper-escorts.

“Fun ads like that,” she says. “But I was wondering what drunk dumb-ass motherfucker is going to be calling here.” But when they started talking, Bradford claims that Farrell would be discussing all aspects of his life.

“I found everything about his life- everything.”

Bradford said details on how she met Baldwin are discussed in her book. Bradford claims she did Baldwin with a vibrator.

“We first got naked and started having normal sex,” states Bradford. “He was eating my pussy, this and that. And there was penetration. Fine, he had a condom on. We were talking for awhile and I got my first set of vibrators. We were talking about it.”

Bradford thought Baldwin just wanted to feel the vibration on his dick- “I had already put my finger in his ass. I knew he liked that. I wanted to see how far I could go. He was acting like he was in a rodeo.” According to Bradford, this was the first and last time she saw Baldwin whom she met walking her dog.

“You need to buy my book,” she laughs.