Porn Valley- Ever see a dog scratch its ass? Anal warts are a bitch. And when you get ’em, acid has to be poured in your ass to remove ’em.

Besides having an overactive thyroid, Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove had herpes and anal warts, according to her estranged husband Skeeter.

“She freaked out the first time she had anal warts,” Skeeter remembers fondly. “The whole side of her rectum was covered with these white ugly things. I’d take her to Kaiser [the same hospital Metro director Kerkove’s mother Debbie Felkel works at] and they’d put like this acid-stuff on them. It would make them even whiter. Then we found out that this will go away on their own and they never came back. But they were there for, like, two months. Big white things. Like spikes in her ass.”

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“Before the birth of each baby, they’d really be on her to let them know if she had an outbreak,” Skeeter continues. “Because you would have to have a C-section. You cannot have natural child birth if you have herpes in your vagina. That was a future concern to her, and her looks because she did not want a C-section. Luckily the two times she gave birth she didn’t have an outbreak. But we had to notify the doctors. Where Bridgette always got her medication- Valtrex- was from The San Fernando Valley Health Clinic or Kaiser. In that way, AIM never knew that she was having an outbreak of herpes. That was a way around the system. But when she got anal warts it was weird because they were these really big white things in her rectum. They looked like craters. It was no fun for me because I wasn’t going to go there. The first time she went for treatment they put some type of caustic acid to burn them off, and it really made them super-duper white. Then they did it a second time. Then later on when she found out that once she was cleared of the anal warts, it was very unlikely that she’d ever get them again.

“But it took two months for these big white anal warts inside her rectum to go away,” Skeeter continues. “Bridgette would also have really bad herpes outbreaks inside her rectum, inside her pussy and on the outside. It would be extremely painful because the Valtrex would give her really bad headaches. She would take two bills a day. That’s how when she had her outbreak it wouldn’t show up at AIM.”