Porn Valley- I run into Taylor Mother Fuckin Rain on the set of Defiance Films’ Squirt Factor. Rain is talking about her friend Mark Kramer who’s been taking a beating on some of the web sites. I personally know that Kramer doesn’t squirt, and Rain tells me that Kramer doesn’t “jack people up”, either, i.e., accepting alleged bribes and kickbacks. Rain’s also referring to some item that has Kramer snorting coke. Rain tells me, if anything, Kramer smokes pot and that he saved Hustler something like $350,000 in the last four months.

I also hear Taylor discussing photography with Todd Todd. Todd seems impressed with something’s she told him. “I’ve been going to school three days- I know a lot of shit,” Rain is heard to say.

Rain shoots another movie for Defiance/ Torrid this Saturday. It’s titled In the Pink and features herself along with newcomer Kelly Taylor, Sativa Rose, Saana, Monica Breeze and Madeline Marks. It’s a vag movie, she says. Rain also tells me that her boyfriend, Anthony, won’t be on the set, that they’ve been having issues.

But for now Angela Stone [pictured right] and Chanel Chavez are next up for a scene in Squirt Factor. They’re working with Brian [excuse me, waitress, but there’s a pirate in my soup] Surewood. Missy Monroe, who’s getting readied in the makeup chair, asks director Vince Voss would it be alright if she didn’t do anal today. “I had a lot to eat last night,” she explains. Since the movie’s really about arching nine iron style shots out of your bucket hole, Voss isn’t too taken back by this piece of information.

Voss, however, is still talking about the performance Flower Tucci gave the day before. She was doing an anal scene with Lee Stone, and the way Voss describes it, Tucci’s ass opened up to the size and structure of Mila’s in her heyday when she blew rosebuds. Except Tucci, besides floral bouquets, was also blowing out squirt simultaneously.”Unnerving would be the best word,” Voss tells me. Also to hear Voss tell it, he showered for something like 30 minutes after Cytherea’s scene in which she lathered him with her nectar.

I don’t know if any tape measures were employed in either Cytherea’s or Tucci’s scene, but Angela Stone blew a shot into McCovery’s Cove measured roughly at 12 feet as she started humping Surewood in a reverse cowgirl. No sooner does Stone make contact with Surewood’s penis, that she’s arching streamers across the living room. Chavez is wondering where all this is coming from. Well, wherever it’s coming from, Stone thinks it would be pretty hot if she landed some in Chavez’s face as well. Stone says it takes a lot out of her when this happens. Photog Todd wants to be sure on this. He asks Stone if she were to come over some evening in social circumstances, could she let one fly. “Pretty much,” says Stone matter of factly.

Stone’s telling me about the time she’s driving home from a shoot, and someone looks at her funny. Stone still had cum on her face.