Max Hardcore posts: Hey Gene, me and my crew are re off again like a rocket, to the huge Barcelona Sex Expo, otherwise know as the FICEB! Representing the USA with us, we’ll be smuggling in the new improved Layla (2.0), formerly Layla Rivera. (Pictured here last year in front of the Spain National Palace.)

Fans went ballistic last year when Layla did her stage shows at my booth, and this year, we’re bringing her new 34 DD cannons to blow them completely away – and re-establish once again, that America makes the best damn porn anywhere, period! We’ll also be meeting up with my friends and co-conspirators Brandon Irons, and Parker, and no doubt create some kind of x-rated mayhem!

The Barcelona expo is one of the most chaotic and fun in the world, attended by many thousands of fans, and it has live sex shows presented on the numerous stages in the convention hall. And if you’re a lucky fan, one of the girls will pick you out of the audience, bring you up on the stage, where she will suck and fuck you in front of all your friends!

I’m up for some sort of trophy for the awards show, and will keep you posted on that. But win or lose, we always have the time of our life in the beautiful city of Barcelona. The locals are friendly, the food is fine, and the nightclubs don’t even open until midnight! For more info, go to www.MaxHardcore.com or www.Ficeb.com

Max Hardcore