Houston- This afternoon, Tyler Faith, Wankus, Dennis Hof and Ron Jeremy were whisked away to an autograph signing and appearance at Carmen’s 24 Hour Boutique and Video in Houston, Texas. While in the limo, Ron and Dennis bickered like husband and wife. But although Dennis likes to call Ron his bitch…Jeremy was the one who seemed to wear the pants in the family.

Dennis’ cell phone beeped…he had received a picture/text message from a young girl from Las Vegas. “Look at this Ron…this girl wants to be fucked so bad.”

Ron said, “That’s goood, you should do it…since you really are a bad fuck!”

Later at the bookstore, Ron met four local hotties who decided to join the foursome in the limo. As Wankus snapped photos, Ron took out his famous pipe and each girl posed for photos with Ron’s cock in their mouths. When finished, Dennis said “Hey Wankus, get pics of this!” Hof proceeded to bend one of the girls over and spank red marks into her bottom. To which Ron commented, “Ah yes, remember the old expression…those who have no dick….SPANK!”

Finally, as Hof began caressing a young female fan, kissing her neck and making his move, Jeremy said, “Whisper in his ear and say something romantic…say what they all say…’please send in Jeremy!’ ”

Tonight the foursome will be hosting the Cathouse Players Ball at The One and Only Ritz Caberet on Rt 40 in Houston. Tyler’s first show is at 10pm and the party will run all night with contests, hot nekkid games and a chance to meet some of Porn Valleys most popular personalities…oh yeah…and Wankus!