Porn Valley- Darryl Hannah was at the KSEX games Saturday afternoon. Well, not THAT Darryl Hannah. Quasarman and I are talking about this. Quaze, who’s again announcing the event, is also asking me about the guys in the black suits- you know, the ones that look like The Blues Brothers. I’m saying I think these are the Nasty Boyz- new guys in porn who are hanging around industry events creating a stir.

Except I’m thinking, wait, doesn’t Vince McMahon own that name? But I could be wrong. And didn’t Vince go after porn’s Sean Michaels because he shared the same name as one of his characters? To which Quasarman’s saying, yeah, you don’t think the REAL Darryl Hannah’s going to get pissed off, either? That’s probably another reason why Tyra Banks hasn’t been seen at too many porn events.

These are the things you think about as Phyllisha Anne lays her full bodied, tanned ass down a slalom of water and attempts to use her mouth to stretch a condom over the length of a dildo. Quasarman ventures an opinion that any woman who can accomplish this event in 2.6 seconds has probably escorted, as well.