Porn Valley- Director Rick Davis discovered that Courtney Simpson could do splits which is like H&R Block discovering that the government will give you tax refunds. So Davis had to take his best shot and ask her. Simpson was a gymnast for ten years but isn’t as limber as she used to be. Or so she says. But she’ll give it a try, Simpson tells Davis.

Simpson’s performing a scene along with leggy Montanna Rae who, in a rush to get to the airport left her shoes in Nebraska; and Talon who’s better known as TT Boy’s brother. The scene, for a movie titled Hot Chicks, Hard Dicks, is being shot for Cherry Boxxx/Baby Doll and shows that Simpson hasn’t lost much spring in those ancient 20 year-old gams.

The idea’s for Talon to fuck Simpson as she bridges the living room couch like a pool cue then to let Rae lick his dick residue off. A common practice not unusual in assisted care living facilities. Davis wants as many ass shots in this scene as he can get- especially from Rae who certainly has the ass to be photographed.

Simpson, whose father is an oral and facial surgeon, mentions that she celebrates her two-year sex anniversary on Halloween. Whereas TT Boy, who’s probably left a few people needing surgery, hardly talks to his brother any more, according to Talon. Talon’s telling me about how he used to work on Wall Street and TT is neither thrilled that he’s performing nor dabbling in day trading. Talon’s also telling me a story how, during the HIV crisis, someone called TT, impersonating Talon leaving a rather blunt message. TT calls Talon, like, what the fuck. Talon tells him he didn’t call, but is puzzling just the same over who the hell did. That’s about the last time they’ve talked.

Talon, in the business about 3 1/2 years, used to date Devon when she first came out to California from Pittsburgh. Talon remembers how Devon would say there was no love in sex.

“She had no sex drive unless drugs or alcohol was involved,” muses Talon who’s not too crazy about doing anal scenes, either.

“Too many girls shit on your dick- you get mental,” he laughs. Talon talks about his father and how he acquired 19-inch arms and a 52-inch chest by heaving truck transmissions but never worked out with weights. One of Talon’s uncles also died in the same plane crash as baseball legend Roberto Clemente.

In the scene previous to Talon’s, Van Damage, who wears his facial hair similar to a Spanish gigolo, works with Desire Moore. Damage, arriving at the studio, gives a nod to John West who’s humping Sindy Lange from Gold Star Modeling.

“Van, I’d look at you but I want to keep my wood,” West tells him.

“That’s the first lie in a relationship,” Damage fires back.

West is also working the scene with Buster Good, a Dick Delaware-type. Good says it takes a lot to piss him off. By the looks of Buster with his tats and muscles, I find this hard to believe. But he’s a good natured guy, and Buster tells me he’s going to Costa Rica to shoot for Rod Fontana from November 2nd to the 21st. I warn Buster not to get arrested by the Federales like Fred Salaff. Buster says he avoids drama like hookers avoid non-paying customers.

West mentions that he met his girlfriend Cleopatra on Pamela Peaks’ cooking show. With perhaps some of the leftover gas from that show, West then excuses himself from the scene to take a leak, leaving a fart of such high quality resonance that a duck in his ass couldn’t have done better. Dale Jordan asks Lange if she’d mind swallowing cum. Lange, extremely proficient in handjobs, is pleasant about it but she says, yeah, she would mind. Davis mentions that he got a call from Guy DiSilva today and because Davis is shooting a prison movie the end of the week, a thought just clicks.

“He [DiSilva] looks Puerto Rican, doesn’t he?” Davis asks his crew.

In her anal scene with Van Damage, Moore’s producing quality gapers. Or put it this way. If Moore were blowing bubbles out her ass, they’d be weather balloons, and Davis is knocked over by the extent of the scene.

Rick, basically, had a very good day.